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  • Originally posted by aparch View Post
    Why are they "accountant" shaming that poor woman?
    "The only thing we quarrel Are your total lack of morals

    Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
    They seem to entertain your dad"
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    • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post

      "The only thing we quarrel Are your total lack of morals

      Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
      They seem to entertain your dad"
      Desperately trying not to wake up my wife by laughing.
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      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
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      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • To answer aparch's question, this is a whole bunch of Helen Lovejoy and screaming "think of the children."
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        • Pretty sure this is how Godzilla starts.
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          • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
            To answer aparch's question, this is a whole bunch of Helen Lovejoy and screaming "think of the children."
            It was rhetorical. The "accountant" joke is an audio clip from TikTok from Only Fans girls trying to explain how they earn their money.

            https://www.tiktok.com/@kelly_cadiga...25111529245957
            Last edited by aparch; 03-04-2021, 06:43 PM.
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            • Harvard sucks.

              A Harvard University professor has ignited an international uproar and faces mounting scrutiny for alleging that Korean women who were kept as sex slaves in wartime Japan had actually chosen to work as prostitutes.

              In a recent academic paper, J. Mark Ramseyer rejected a wide body of research finding that Japan’s so-called “comfort women” were forced to work at military brothels during World War II. Ramseyer instead argued that the women willingly entered into contracts as sex workers.

              His paper has intensified a political dispute between Japan, whose leaders deny that the women were coerced, and South Korea, which has long pressed Japan to provide apologies and compensation to women who have shared accounts of rape and abuse.

              Decades of research has explored the abuses inflicted on comfort women from Korea and other nations previously occupied by Japan. In the 1990s, women began sharing accounts detailing how they were taken to comfort stations and forced to provide sexual services for the Japanese military.

              ...

              Ramseyer’s article, titled “Contracting for sex in the Pacific War,” was published online in December and was scheduled to appear in the March issue of the International Review of Law and Economics. The issue has been suspended, however, and the journal issued an “expression of concern” saying the piece is under investigation.

              Most alarming to historians is what they say is a lack of evidence in the paper: Scholars at Harvard and other institutions have combed though Ramseyer’s sources and say there is no historical evidence of the contracts he describes.

              In a statement calling for the article to be retracted, Harvard historians Andrew Gordon and Carter Eckert said Ramseyer “has not consulted a single actual contract” dealing with comfort women.

              “We do not see how Ramseyer can make credible claims, in extremely emphatic wording, about contracts he has not read,” they wrote.

              Alexis Dudden, a historian of modern Japan and Korea at the University of Connecticut, called the article a “total fabrication” that disregards decades of research. Although some have invoked academic freedom to defend Ramseyer, Dudden counters that the article “does not meet the requirements of academic integrity.”

              “These are assertions out of thin air,” she said. “It’s very clear from his writing and his sources that he has never seen a contract.”

              More than 1,000 economists have signed a separate letter condemning the article, saying it misuses economic theory “as a cover to legitimize horrific atrocities.” A separate group of historians of Japan issued a 30-page article explaining why the article should be retracted “on grounds of academic misconduct.”
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              • Storytelling 101: let the reader come to the story. Do not inundate her with facts and images, but allow them to become known naturally and casually.
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                • I don't see how this is humanly possible.
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                  • Today while shopping a customer's order, she wanted both Hellmann's AND Miracle Whip. That's like wearing a Budweiser hat with a Coors' T-shirt. COMMIT!
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                    • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                      Today while shopping a customer's order, she wanted both Hellmann's AND Miracle Whip. That's like wearing a Budweiser hat with a Coors' T-shirt. COMMIT!
                      Foodie family member, obviously.

                      I don't have to guess her race, right?
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                      • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                        Today while shopping a customer's order, she wanted both Hellmann's AND Miracle Whip. That's like wearing a Budweiser hat with a Coors' T-shirt. COMMIT!
                        My mom bought Miracle Whip for making regular sandwiches, but then always made her own mayo for making things like her German potato salad, tuna salads, and so on. All of that is to say that it doesn't surprise me in the least that people buy both.
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                        • I grew up on Miracle Whip and can't stand mayo. My wife is the exact opposite. We buy both.
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                          • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                            I grew up on Miracle Whip and can't stand mayo. My wife is the exact opposite. We buy both.
                            I was gonna say, sounds to me like a married couple who is spending an extra $5 to get both to avoid an argument. Money well spent.

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                            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                              I don't have to guess her race, right?
                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubV3t9_CwDc

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                              Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
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                              gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                              Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                              Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                              TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                              DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                              Test to see if I can add this.

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                              • I love Norm so much.
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