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  • #316
    Originally posted by Scarlet View Post

    Actually, didn't a spark from one reveal actually start a wildfire in California? Or am I misremembering?
    Nope you are correct

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    • #317
      Fun fact of the day: Pericles' head was so elongated that his friends called him "squid head."
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      • #318
        The archetypical American Valentine's Day gift.

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        • #319
          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          The archetypical American Valentine's Day gift.

          Nah - there's a vegetable included.

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          • #320
            That's...interesting.


            ETA - put content in the wrong thread. Moving to the USCHO Cooks thread!

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            • #321
              Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              Fun fact of the day: Pericles' head was so elongated that his friends called him "squid head."
              My older brother was born with Craniosynostosis. If not corrected, it can lead to a very misshapen, elongated head (and mental retardation, if it is severe enough that the brain cannot grow). My brother had two surgeries to correct the condition (6 weeks and 2.5 years), but in spite of that, he still has a rather prominent forehead. I may or may not have deserved the several punishments I received when we were kids after referring to him as "beluga." Bad LynahFan!!!

              He did fine on the retardation side, at least - he makes bank designing chips for NVIDIA.
              If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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              • #322
                Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                He did fine on the retardation side, at least - he makes bank designing chips for NVIDIA.
                Still an engineer, tho. That's its own kind of short bus.
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                • #323
                  Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

                  My older brother was born with Craniosynostosis. If not corrected, it can lead to a very misshapen, elongated head (and mental retardation, if it is severe enough that the brain cannot grow). My brother had two surgeries to correct the condition (6 weeks and 2.5 years), but in spite of that, he still has a rather prominent forehead. I may or may not have deserved the several punishments I received when we were kids after referring to him as "beluga." Bad LynahFan!!!

                  He did fine on the retardation side, at least - he makes bank designing chips for NVIDIA.
                  My reaction: uncontrollable laughter
                  my wife’s: *gaaasp* ohhhhh sad
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                  Originally posted by SanTropez
                  May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                  Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                  I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                  Originally posted by Kepler
                  When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                  He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                  • #324
                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                    Still an engineer, tho. That's its own kind of short bus.
                    Fcuk yeah it is
                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=heIXj-...ature=youtu.be
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                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • #325
                      Giraffe fight.

                      Another giraffe fight.

                      Sergio Leone giraffe fight.
                      Last edited by Kepler; 02-21-2021, 07:02 AM.
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                      • #326
                        I read that as Sierra Leon until I heard the music. Then couldn’t stop laughing.
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                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • #327
                          Also, not a single first blow thrown was the more punishing. Every single time it was the return blow that was more punishing.

                          And that, my friends, is why giraffes will never build radio telescopes.
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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
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                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • #328
                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            Giraffe fight.

                            Another giraffe fight.

                            Sergio Leone giraffe fight.
                            Just like the NBA
                            I swear there ain't no heaven but I pray there ain't no hell.

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                            • #329
                              Originally posted by walrus View Post

                              Just like the NBA
                              A++++

                              Gut laugh.
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                              Originally posted by SanTropez
                              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              • #330
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                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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