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  • My Pillow guy seems to have found his defense for the Dominion lawsuit... He's going to p*ss away all his fortune fighting a pointless lawsuit so Dominion can't take any money from him first.
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    • Cons think about pedophilia a lot, I'm just sayin'.

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      • And then they dare tell my community we engage in pedophilia and sex trafficking.
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        • The only not wonderful thing about this story is Michigan.
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          • Um. Yikes.
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            • So, what's your podcast about?
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              • Think you had a bad day at work?
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                • Another baby reveal party gone wrong per NYT

                  “A 26-year-old Michigan man died on Saturday after he was hit with shrapnel from “a small cannon type device” that exploded when it was fired in celebration at a baby shower, the Michigan State Police said.

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                  • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                    Another baby reveal party gone wrong per NYT

                    “A 26-year-old Michigan man died on Saturday after he was hit with shrapnel from “a small cannon type device” that exploded when it was fired in celebration at a baby shower, the Michigan State Police said.
                    Just fill a cupcake with some colored frosting, or pop a balloon with filled with colored powder. Is it that hard? These freaking people trying to one-up Tim THE TOOL MAN Taylor are even bigger idiots than the idiot portrayed on the show.
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                    • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post

                      Just fill a cupcake with some colored frosting, or pop a balloon with filled with colored powder. Is it that hard?
                      Or do nothing. The only people who care about what sex the baby is are the parents and Laura Ingraham.

                      Please create a Hallmark card: "We know you ruined your life but nobody cares about your baby."

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                      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                        Or do nothing. The only people who care about what sex the baby is are the parents and Laura Ingraham.

                        Please create a Hallmark card: "We know you ruined your life but nobody cares about your baby."
                        This

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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                          Or do nothing. The only people who care about what sex the baby is are the parents and Laura Ingraham.

                          Please create a Hallmark card: "We know you ruined your life but nobody cares about your baby."
                          Your attempt at Grinching out everybody else's life does go too far sometimes. A lot of people care about the progress of the pregnancy, both regarding the mother, the child, and (to a much lesser extent) the father's. Unbidden or welcomes, they will invest themselves. Mostly it's family, for whom these parties are held, but close friends will also attend the same. You just need to have the friends.
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                          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                          • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                            Your attempt at Grinching out everybody else's life does go too far sometimes.
                            It is fair to say that a gender reveal party only impinges on the people who go, like a destination wedding, or Facebooking your lunch, so I'll allow it.
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                            • This may be even worse- sounds like they were using cannon to just announce a baby shower

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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                                It is fair to say that a gender reveal party only impinges on the people who go, like a destination wedding, or Facebooking your lunch, so I'll allow it.
                                Actually, didn't a spark from one reveal actually start a wildfire in California? Or am I misremembering?

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