What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[Kepler]

Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

I have no idea who any of these people are. If I did the story might not be as strange, or it might be even stranger.

[Kepler]

Re: What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

In other news, this morning I did one Google search on whether it is better to clip your toe nails dry or wet (Answer: dry if they are thin, wet if they are thick. You're welcome.)

Since then, every web page I have visited that manages to elude my ad blockers with in-line sponsored content headlines has been peppering me with toenail fungus cures.

Targeting is getting really good. This is within the same browser, although different sessions. I haven't tested to see if other browsers will return the same targeting data.

[Kepler]

Thailand is living through a performance art metaphor for conservatives.

Nobody in Lopburi seems to remember a time without the monkeys, with some speculating that the urban creep into nearby forest displaced the simians into the city. Residents have taken it upon themselves to feed the macaques to prevent clashes. But locals say the sugary diet of fizzy drinks, cereal and sweets has fuelled their sex lives.

“The more they eat, the more energy they have ... so they breed more,” says Pramot Ketampai, who manages the Prang Sam Yod temple’s surrounding shrines.

[Kepler]

Yikes!

Porn star Ron Jeremy was charged today with raping three women and sexually assaulting a fourth female victim in attacks dating back to 2014, according to California prosecutors.

Jeremy (real name: Ronald Jeremy Hyatt) is named in an eight-count felony complaint filed in Superior Court in Los Angeles. In announcing the charges against the 67-year-old performer, prosecutors said they will ask a judge to set Jeremy’s bail at $6.6 million when he is arraigned later today.

As alleged in the complaint, Jeremy raped a 25-year-old woman at a West Hollywood residence in 2014. He is also accused of committing three separate sex crimes at a West Hollywood bar. Two women--ages 33 and 46--were attacked in 2017, while the third victim, 30, was allegedly forcibly raped by Jeremy in July 2019.

[aparch]

Yikes!

He's not been too welcomed by female performers for the last few years. There have been growing stories of his unwanted exploits on Twitter.

One of the girls who helped blow this wide open* was also assaulted by Ron Jeremy. Her (now that she cleaned it up) Safe For Work Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/thegingerbanks

Her NSFW account (if you need to "research") has more details.




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Christ

[Kepler]

Christ

So, they didn't check the other 60%?

It is possible that this simply reflects how corrupt the system is and the pilots are fully qualified. In many countries -- India, Mexico, and Brazil come to mind -- getting a formal certification from the government means paying otherwordly bribes to corrupt officials. So everybody just fakes it and it's an open secret. I imagine mookie can tell us stories, as can anybody who does business abroad. In the past Italy, Greece, and Turkey were also infamous.

It's what would happen here if, say, Dump ran the PPE supply chain. His fingermen would rip off every shipment so eventually local authorities would just find extralegal means to circumvent him.

[Kepler]

How to get fired from your job at the pizza place.

[French Rage]

How to get fired from your job at the pizza place.

That said, still more acceptable than pineapple and ham.

[Kepler]

That said, still more acceptable than pineapple and ham.

How are you surviving NoCal?

Terrible secret: I love Hawaiian Pizza. What I cannot abide is taugeh.

[Kepler]

Capitalism takes an interesting turn.

[French Rage]

High school graduate Sean Hannity decides to remove incorrect Latin motto that he got from Google Translate off of his book cover, apparently under some sort of delusion that being incorrect and making no sense is some sort of turn-off for his followers. https://www.theguardian.com/books/20...rom-book-cover

[Kepler]

Your RPI joke here.

[French Rage]

Your RPI joke here.

Well, still safer than a Troy basement.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Jerry Falwell on leave after the yacht photo with unzipped pants

“BREAKING: Jerry Falwell Jr., president and chancellor of Liberty University, has been placed on indefinite leave by the institution's board of trustees executive committee. The decision comes after Falwell experienced severe backlash last week after posting a picture on Instagram of himself with his arm around a woman on a yacht, both with their pants apparently unzipped.”