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  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    What on ****in earth

    i have a package being shipped. It started in Chicago, it's was then flown to Orlando for handoff to USPS for delivery.
    ...
    Pretty sure DeJoy is ****ing with holiday packages to sabotage the postal service. How he's still in charge floors me.


    I had similar last week. Ordered something from eBay:

    11/28 Package Received - Monmouth, IL (2 hr 45 min away)
    11/29 Package Processed - Champaign, IL (2 hr 15 min away)
    11/29 Package Processed - Chicago Regional Hub (45 min away)
    11/29 Package Processed - Aurora, IL (15 min away)
    11/30 Package Processed - Wilmington, DE (12 hrs away)
    12/1 Package Processed - Philadelphia, PA (13 hrs away)
    12/2 Package Processed - Chicago, IL (45 min away)
    12/3 Package Processed - Aurora, IL (15 min away)
    12/4 Package out for delivery.

    Last edited by aparch; 12-06-2023, 11:48 AM.
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    • USPS is just a *ing mess these days. Bad working conditions, overstressed systems, old broken equipment, I’m not surprised by any of it.
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      • Originally posted by aparch View Post

        Pretty sure DeJoy is ****ing with holiday packages to sabotage the postal service. How he's still in charge floors me.


        I had similar last week. Ordered something from eBay:

        11/28 Package Received - Monmouth, IL (2 hr 45 min away)
        11/29 Package Processed - Champaign, IL (2 hr 15 min away)
        11/29 Package Processed - Chicago Regional Hub (45 min away)
        11/29 Package Processed - Aurora, IL (15 min away)
        11/30 Package Processed - Wilmington, DE (12 hrs away)
        12/1 Package Processed - Philadelphia, PA (13 hrs away)
        12/2 Package Processed - Chicago, IL (45 min away)
        12/3 Package Processed - Aurora, IL (15 min away)
        12/4 Package out for delivery.

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        • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
          USPS is just a *ing mess these days. Bad working conditions, overstressed systems, old broken equipment, I’m not surprised by any of it.
          Sort of makes you long for the days where it was an efficient, tightly organized ship, and all delays were the result of Republicans manipulating it?
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          • I had a FedEx package come from North Carolina recently. Left there ok and made it's way to North Salt Lake which is usually the last stop before it comes to the local hub to be put on the truck for delivery. But then it went to Tacoma, WA after that apparently due to an unreadable bar code. It got corrected, then came back to North Salt Lake and made it's way to me. Only a few days later than initial so not bad. What gets me is why it had to go to Tacoma for the new bar code. And then when it arrived, the new bar code sticker was on there, but so was the old. The old had absolutely no scratches or blemishes or anything. Looked totally fine. The address on the label was correct and everything to. SO unless somehow the bar code was scanning as an incorrect address even with the correct address on the label (?) it really doesn't make sense to me

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            • Originally posted by SJHovey View Post

              Sort of makes you long for the days where it was an efficient, tightly organized ship, and all delays were the result of Republicans manipulating it?
              How convenient that you forgot DeJoy is still running the ship.
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              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
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              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
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              • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                What on ****in earth

                i have a package being shipped. It started in Chicago, it's was then flown to Orlando for handoff to USPS for delivery.

                if you draw a line from Chicago to Orlando, it's almost a perfect 180 degrees away from GDO.

                I ordered this on 11/23, shipped yesterday finally, and now it's probably going to be driven from ****in Orlando to St Paul. I swear to god....
                It was flown to St Paul today.
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                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                Originally posted by SanTropez
                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                Originally posted by Kepler
                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                • It’ll be in Milwaukee tomorrow.
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                  • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                    How convenient that you forgot DeJoy is still running the ship.
                    Don't lose hope. Someday the Democrats may hold both the White House and the Senate, and all of these problems will be solved.
                    That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                    • Originally posted by SJHovey View Post

                      Don't lose hope. Someday the Democrats may hold both the White House and the Senate, and all of these problems will be solved.
                      And you don't lose hope. Your party may manage to end democracy.
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                      • Generative AI has absolutely taken over AITA on reddit. I know 95%+ stories previously were just creative writing exercises or karma farming, but they've since become even more repetitive and ridiculous, to the point that half the stories are not that far off from something like: "My husband beats me, but I didn't cook him dinner. AITA?" Also, people pretending to be college students in the US but using terms like "going to uni" and "doing the needful" are way too common.

                        Sad, because it used to be an entertaining way to kill 10 minutes.
                        Last edited by unofan; 12-17-2023, 08:19 AM.

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                        • Originally posted by unofan View Post
                          Generative AI has absolutely taken over AITA on reddit. I know 95%+ stories previously were just creative writing exercises or karma farming, but they've since become even more repetitive and ridiculous, to the point that half the stories are not that far off from something like: "My husband beats me, but I didn't cook him dinner. AITA?" Also, people pretending to be college students in the US but using terms like "going to uni" and "doing the needful" are way too common.

                          Sad, because it used to be an entertaining way to kill 10 minutes.
                          Yep it’s curing me of my daily habit of perusing

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                          • 2023 is the KT boundary for the internet. Anything posted after 2023 is useless.
                            Code:
                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • I has confuse.
                              "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                              "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                              "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                              • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
                                I has confuse.
                                Generative AI produces content that seems correct, often with sources real or fabricated, and it was released into the wild before we knew the damage.

                                It was a meteor that could potentially destroy our ability to use the internet to seek information. Like the KT boundary, 2023 is basically a line in the archaeological record of the internet anbove which easily verified information no longer exists.
                                Code:
                                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                                BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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