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  • Paris Hilton has a baby via surrogacy apparently with the assistance of Phil Collins.

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    • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post
      Paris Hilton has a baby via surrogacy apparently with the assistance of Phil Collins.
      Cornell University
      National Champion 1967, 1970
      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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      • Yikes. People.


        Cornell University
        National Champion 1967, 1970
        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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        • Per X (Twitter):

          Candy Corn kills 500,000 Americans a year.

          Last edited by Kepler; 10-31-2023, 04:00 PM.
          Cornell University
          National Champion 1967, 1970
          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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          • Another illusion shattered. There is apparently a body of peer-reviewed research that demonstrates fire drills have no effect on preparedness, safety, or survival. They are theater, like the safety drill before your flying death contraption lurches you up 8 miles into the sky (you won't be using your seat as a floatation device because you will pulverized on impact).

            Still, beginning in tenth grade a fire drill was the only way to see a pretty girl all day.


            Last edited by Kepler; 11-08-2023, 04:01 PM.
            Cornell University
            National Champion 1967, 1970
            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              Another illusion shattered. There is apparently a body of peer-reviewed research that demonstrates fire drills have no effect on preparedness, safety, or survival. They are theater, like the safety drill before flying your death contraption takes you up 8 miles into the sky (you won't be using your seat as a floatation device because you will pulverized on impact).

              Still, beginning in tenth grade a fire drill was the only way to see a pretty girl all day.


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              • John Lewis is a snooty upper class British department store. Their Christmas ad is considered the start of the British Christmas season, like our Black Friday, and whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!





                Last edited by Kepler; 11-09-2023, 06:10 PM.
                Cornell University
                National Champion 1967, 1970
                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                • This guy does NOT want to get assigned to aircraft carrier landing duty.

                  A U.S. Navy aircraft overshot the runway while attempting to land at the Marine Corps Air Station in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii, and ended up in the water.

                  There were nine people on board, officials say. No injuries were reported.

                  https://abcn.ws/47LPy5H
                  https://www.threads.net/@abcnews/pos...RlODBiNWFlZA==
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                  "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                  • Wait, Sully was piloting an A320 when he went down? Holy ****. For some reason I thought it was an Embraer
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                    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                      Wait, Sully was piloting an A320 when he went down? Holy ****. For some reason I thought it was an Embraer
                      Oh no, there were 150 pax onboard US1549. Even an E190 only has about 95 seats.

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                      • Question that I don’t know where else to put, why do we not have a “Report Post” function? On any other forum a multi paragraph long personal attack post would be moderated fairly quickly.
                        U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                        Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                        I spell Failure with UAF

                        Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                        But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                        Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                        Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                        • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                          Question that I don’t know where else to put, why do we not have a “Report Post” function? On any other forum a multi paragraph long personal attack post would be moderated fairly quickly.
                          To put it in IT service terms, this board is now effectively in the "Extended Support" phase of the product lifecycle (even that's being generous) and has been since...2020? IIRC, that was about the time the last "upgrade" broke a bunch of stuff that has never been fixed and drove a lot of remaining regulars away.

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                          • Good news, you can at least flag posts made to your “visitors page”. Now, whether something actually gets done…
                            U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                            Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                            I spell Failure with UAF

                            Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                            But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                            Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                            Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                            • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                              To put it in IT service terms, this board is now effectively in the "Extended Support" phase of the product lifecycle (even that's being generous) and has been since...2020? IIRC, that was about the time the last "upgrade" broke a bunch of stuff that has never been fixed and drove a lot of remaining regulars away.
                              Yeah, that tracks. Well, I still have gifs I suppose.
                              U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                              Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                              I spell Failure with UAF

                              Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                              But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                              Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                              Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                              • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                                Yeah, that tracks. Well, I still have gifs I suppose.
                                It's all you have...
                                "If you leave ignorance and stupidity alone, ignorance and stupidity will think it's ok."
                                -Gallagher

                                R.I.P.
                                Grandpa G. ~ Feb 11, 1918-Oct. 6, 1999
                                Grandma ~ Jan 2004
                                Dad ~ Nov. 4, 1958-April 21, 2008
                                Grandpa S. ~ June 21, 1932-November 11, 2013

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