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  • Death in a hole full of farts.

    Not how I’d want to go. But, 3 fewer Trump votes, so yay.
    If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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    • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
      Death in a hole full of farts.

      Not how I’d want to go. But, 3 fewer Trump votes, so yay.
      It's a start.
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      • Let's restore those traditional Christian conservative values.

        Archaeologists in Poland have unearthed the 400-year-old skeleton of a young child buried face-down with an iron padlock on its foot – seemingly to stop its rising from the dead.

        The child was buried in the 17th century in the village of Pień near Poland’s northern city of Bydgoszcz, in what seems to have been a graveyard for "abandoned souls" and the poor who could not afford to be buried in a churchyard.

        The archaeologists estimate the child was between 5 and 7 years old at death.

        The remains were found just a few feet away from the skeleton of a "vampire" woman discovered last year, who was buried at about the same time with a sickle placed over her neck and a similar padlock on her foot.

        According to the traditions of the time, such padlocks were intended to secure a corpse in its grave.
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        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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        • I feel bad for that dog.

          having republicans as owners is bad enough

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          • Woof.

            In this week's comments update, readers are horrified by a university dormitory where most rooms have no natural light and discussing other top stories.

            Billionaire investor Charles Munger's design for Munger Hall, a student dormitory at the University of California, continues to spark debate this week.

            The design for the building, which was informed by Le Corbusier's Unit? d'Habitation, was designed to house over 4,000 students in windowless rooms and attracted criticism last week from readers who called it "inhumane".

            Munger has since defended his vision for the building, saying "it will last as long as the pyramids" and that his idea to replace windows with virtual windows came from Disney Cruise ships.

            Commenters are furious. "I'm horrified," said Nivora.

            Stanley agreed: "In some jurisdictions, this would simply be illegal."

            "As if a week-long holiday cruise is the same experience as three years minimum studying in college," continued Jack Melathass. "This should be illegal. If it passes, how long will it take for some other delusional 'philanthropist' to propose a similar design for low-income housing?"

            "The dorms look just like the dorms for the guards in Squid Game," concluded A Gil.
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            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • I remember looking it up back when that was announced. Federal prison guidelines provided for more square footage than the average room in that dorm.
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              BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • Just a few bad apples. Tasers, taunts, torment: How 6 White officers subjected 2 Black men to hours of grueling violence, and then tried to cover it up

                One of the most heinous and disgusting acts of brutality and cowardice I've ever read.

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                • I've been reading about that story. It is mind-blowingly bad. Bring back drawing and quartering.

                  Never hire any conservative for any position of public trust. They simply lack the ethical equipment for it.
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                  Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                  • Of course.
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                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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                    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                      As someone said in the comments, tip of the hat to the author for fitting in so many different phrases for doing the nasty.

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                      • Originally posted by Proud2baLaker View Post


                        As someone said in the comments, tip of the hat to the author for fitting in so many different phrases for doing the nasty.
                        "Heels to Jesus" has entered my lexicon.
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                        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        • Originally posted by Proud2baLaker View Post


                          As someone said in the comments, tip of the hat to the author for fitting in so many different phrases for doing the nasty.
                          This is the closest thing I’ve read to an Onion article in real life. Though they didn’t fit in pelvic pinochle which I heard this weekend from a season 2 Futurama episode I somehow hadn’t seen before.
                          Go Green! Go White! Go State!

                          1966, 1986, 2007

                          Go Tigers, Go Packers, Go Red Wings, Go Pistons

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                          • Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post

                            This is the closest thing I’ve read to an Onion article in real life. Though they didn’t fit in pelvic pinochle which I heard this weekend from a season 2 Futurama episode I somehow hadn’t seen before.
                            Nothing in here but a couple of bearskin rugs

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                            • Um.
                              Cornell University
                              National Champion 1967, 1970
                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                I forget which religion(s) it is, but you aren't accepted into (their version of) Heaven unless you're "whole."
                                “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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