What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I should not laugh at this- the guy is old…

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos...t=1&utm_term=1

Yikes. You'd think that as a search & rescue team, they would train for and know how to counteract rotor wash.

[LynahFan]

Wow - I saw nothing funny there. He was easily doing 120 RPM or more. I’d be shocked if that didn’t do permanent damage.

[Proud2baLaker]

There is a link further down that talks about it more. The lady slipped on a hike and resulted in injuries. She had said she didn't want to be evacuated by helicopter. It sounds like ground transportation may have been possible but I don't know. Multiple things contributed to the spin including an equipment failure. Ultimately the city of Phoenix offered her a $450,000 settlement (she had sued for $2 million).

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

A 27 year old ramp worker at Sam Antonio airport was “ingested” into engine of a delta flight on its taxi to gate.

Jesus that’s horrible

[RaceBoarder]

I think that it's worth noting that this was ruled to be a suicide and that there was no fault with the airport, plane, etc. and all procedures were followed and worked as they should.

[dxmnkd316]

Good ****ing god

[MissThundercat]

This should put a spark in their marriage!

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com...AYdccQT8w_C5yE

[Kepler]

This should put a spark in their marriage!

https://www.uppermichiganssource.com...AYdccQT8w_C5yE

But when we kiss

Ooooooo

[Slap Shot]

jfc:

“LAWFUL BUT AWFUL”: #Dunedin homeowner won’t face charges after firing 30 shots from an AR-15 at a pool cleaner on his patio. Must-see home security video and 911 recording show the chaos as it unfolds. (NOTE: this is edited down for Twitter. Full story on @FOX13News

[MissThundercat]

I love logging into Mobile and seeing ads for Focus On The Family and Judicial Watch at the top of the page.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

I love logging into Mobile and seeing ads for Focus On The Family and Judicial Watch at the top of the page.

Seems the Google AdSense algorithm needs some refactoring to account for targets with 1 or more degrees from accredited universities.

[Kepler]

Seems the Google AdSense algorithm needs some refactoring to account for targets with 1 or more degrees from accredited universities.

I've always wanted a smart people internet that excluded 99.8% of the internet. They don't want us, we are never going to buy their crap. When CNN comes up on my screen that wastes their time and mine.

All I want is to block almost everything I ever see -- not as offensive but just as hopelessly stupid.

[dxmnkd316]

I've always wanted a smart people internet that excluded 99.8% of the internet. They don't want us, we are never going to buy their crap. When CNN comes up on my screen that wastes their time and mine.

All I want is to block almost everything I ever see -- not as offensive but just as hopelessly stupid.

Right now, the closest thing to that is bluesky

[LynahFan]

Uh….not sure any fossil analysis is needed to draw this conclusion….

https://phys.org/news/2023-06-humans...id-impact.html

[Kepler]

Annual r/place challenge has begun on reddit (if you know, you know).

The Russians tried to make a run and create their flag.

I have never seen such unanimity in response. So far it's only been obliterated by the Ukraine flag, but if you know anything about the history of r/place, this is not going to end nicely.