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  • I was watching the ACL (don't ask) and here's the thing: I have seen better cornhole players at a July 4th picnic.

    These "professionals" are about as good as the average flyover MAGAt after a few non-gay beers. I am disappoint.
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    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      I was watching the ACL (don't ask) and here's the thing: I have seen better cornhole players at a July 4th picnic.

      These "professionals" are about as good as the average flyover MAGAt after a few non-gay beers. I am disappoint.
      I disagree. I’ve watched it a couple times before and I found it boring not only because it’s watching cornhole on tv, but because most of those guys have broken the game. That spin technique they all have seems to have solved all the strategy.

      There are quite a few sports/games that are more fun to watch recreationally than the competitive versions. Ping pong, badminton, pickle ball are too fast/too short of points. Even doubles tennis, which is way more fun to play, is hard to watch at the professional level.
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      • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

        These signs are in every stall in every building on campus. We have a lot of colleagues from India and at least once a week just on my corner of the floor, a toilet seat is broken from someone standing on it.

        We even have stalls with no toilet, just an open hole and a water sprayer. It's a fancy version of what I used in Hyderabad, which was literally a hole in the ground.

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        • Originally posted by Spartanforlife4 View Post

          I disagree. I’ve watched it a couple times before and I found it boring not only because it’s watching cornhole on tv, but because most of those guys have broken the game. That spin technique they all have seems to have solved all the strategy.
          Maybe I just saw a particularly bad stretch. The four guys I saw all looked like characters from King of the Hill.
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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

            Maybe I just saw a particularly bad stretch. The four guys I saw all looked like characters from King of the Hill.
            That sounds like must see TV.

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            • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

              That sounds like must see TV.
              It was raining at Augusta. \_(ツ)_/
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              • Not The Onion:

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                • Um.

                  Cultural?

                  I... hope?
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                  • Walmart cowards pull shirt after complaint.

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                    • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      Walmart cowards pull shirt after complaint.

                      What was the complaint? Was it due to "rethink"?

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                      Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                      iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                      gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                      Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                      Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                      TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                      DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                      Test to see if I can add this.

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                      • Originally posted by French Rage View Post

                        What was the complaint? Was it due to "rethink"?
                        Cycle
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                        Last edited by aparch; 04-10-2023, 05:29 PM.
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                        • Originally posted by French Rage View Post

                          What was the complaint? Was it due to "rethink"?
                          Don’t you have to think before you can rethink?
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                          Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                          I spell Failure with UAF

                          Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                          But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                          Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                          Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                          • A couple teenage flyover reporters at a podunk high school paper just did better journalism than 90% of the MSM has for the last 30 years. Give them the Pulitzer please.

                            Two of them are super cute, too.
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                            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                              A couple teenage flyover reporters at a podunk high school paper just did better journalism than 90% of the MSM has for the last 30 years. Give them the Pulitzer please.

                              Two of them are super cute, too.
                              The board members, who either conducted or commissioned the search, should also be resigning….
                              If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                              • https://www.wcvb.com/article/video-m...g-car/43593896
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