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  • MissThundercat
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    Not sure where to put this: hot mom starts OnlyFans page to help spice up relationship. Local Karens find out and complain to school. Catholic school expels hot mom's kids.

    https://gooddaysacramento.cbslocal.c...on-nudity-hot/

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  • LynahFan
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    On a lighter note, I distinctly recall my father telling me about the unit of distance known as the "Smoot" back when I was in high school. That means that I have known about the story of Smoots for at least 30 years. Well, it came up in a discussion at work today, so I had the occasion to check the Wikipedia page.

    In all that time, I had no idea that Oliver Smoot went on to be head of ANSI and ISO. I mean...that's just crazy.

    Especially considering that he was only chosen because he happened to be the shortest member of the fraternity. If he'd been 2" taller and gone on to the same accomplishments....

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  • Slap Shot
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    At another forum in a thread discussing reparations, this question was asked and from what I can gather with 100% sincerity:

    Do people think slaves brought to the americas in the 16th and 17th century considered themselves to be victims of crimes against humanity? Or crimes at all?
    I can't fucking even.

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  • Kepler
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    One! We want more!

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Originally posted by walrus View Post

    Just like the NBA
    A++++

    Gut laugh.

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  • walrus
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Giraffe fight.

    Another giraffe fight.

    Sergio Leone giraffe fight.
    Just like the NBA

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Also, not a single first blow thrown was the more punishing. Every single time it was the return blow that was more punishing.

    And that, my friends, is why giraffes will never build radio telescopes.

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  • dxmnkd316
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    I read that as Sierra Leon until I heard the music. Then couldn’t stop laughing.

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  • Kepler
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    Giraffe fight.

    Another giraffe fight.

    Sergio Leone giraffe fight.
    Last edited by Kepler; 02-21-2021, 07:02 AM.

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    Still an engineer, tho. That's its own kind of short bus.
    Fcuk yeah it is
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=heIXj-...ature=youtu.be

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

    My older brother was born with Craniosynostosis. If not corrected, it can lead to a very misshapen, elongated head (and mental retardation, if it is severe enough that the brain cannot grow). My brother had two surgeries to correct the condition (6 weeks and 2.5 years), but in spite of that, he still has a rather prominent forehead. I may or may not have deserved the several punishments I received when we were kids after referring to him as "beluga." Bad LynahFan!!!

    He did fine on the retardation side, at least - he makes bank designing chips for NVIDIA.
    My reaction: uncontrollable laughter
    my wife’s: *gaaasp* ohhhhh sad

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
    He did fine on the retardation side, at least - he makes bank designing chips for NVIDIA.
    Still an engineer, tho. That's its own kind of short bus.

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  • LynahFan
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Fun fact of the day: Pericles' head was so elongated that his friends called him "squid head."
    My older brother was born with Craniosynostosis. If not corrected, it can lead to a very misshapen, elongated head (and mental retardation, if it is severe enough that the brain cannot grow). My brother had two surgeries to correct the condition (6 weeks and 2.5 years), but in spite of that, he still has a rather prominent forehead. I may or may not have deserved the several punishments I received when we were kids after referring to him as "beluga." Bad LynahFan!!!

    He did fine on the retardation side, at least - he makes bank designing chips for NVIDIA.

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  • Scarlet
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    That's...interesting.


    ETA - put content in the wrong thread. Moving to the USCHO Cooks thread!

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