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  • #1021
    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    I give you: The Tub.
    Seems legit...
    It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

    Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

    Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

    Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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    • #1022
      Model citizen.
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      • #1023
        I personally think the competitive chess circuit needs more vibrating wireless anal beads.
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        • #1024
          Originally posted by French Rage View Post
          I personally think the competitive chess circuit needs more vibrating wireless anal beads.
          I can be reasonably confident this exact string of words has never been generated by a human prior to 12:16 PM CDT on 9/12/2022.
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College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
          Originally posted by SanTropez
          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
          Originally posted by Kepler
          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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          • #1025
            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

            I can be reasonably confident this exact string of words has never been generated by a human prior to 12:16 PM CDT on 9/12/2022.
            r/brandnewsentence
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            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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            • #1026
              This just popped up on my FYP on TikTok (not sure why, but it's interesting).

              A woman is working with a journalist to confirm that one single man may be single handedly (heh) responsible for 500+ sperm donor births.

              There is an alarming rate of people who are showing up as being half- related to this single donor. He apparently sold his sperm to at least three different donor banks.

              https://www.tiktok.com/@laurahigh5/v...15755990437163

              https://www.tiktok.com/@laurahigh5/v...01487313161515

              *edit* One of the big issues is that once the sperm is donated, there is no updated medical history. So generic defects, genetic traits, anything that could cause future health issues is never relayed.

              Also, how capitalism has powered this.
              Last edited by aparch; 09-12-2022, 05:35 PM.
              “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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              • #1027
                I understand the lack of medical history reporting is an issue, but that doesn't really seem to be an issue with this case then as much as it would be with the whole process. Is there supposed to be some legal max to the number of kids a given donor can be used for? I guess I'm not really seeing the issue there.

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                • #1028
                  Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                  I understand the lack of medical history reporting is an issue, but that doesn't really seem to be an issue with this case then as much as it would be with the whole process. Is there supposed to be some legal max to the number of kids a given donor can be used for? I guess I'm not really seeing the issue there.
                  Nope. No max. This guy could theoretically keep spreading his seed until he's spitting dust. And getting paid to do so.
                  “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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                  • #1029
                    So what? Plenty of single moms have none of the estranged father’s medical history.

                    If you can’t figure out that this is going to be the situation when you go to buy sperm, then maybe you shouldn’t procreate.
                    If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                    • #1030
                      Speaking of bucketloads of cum, whatever happened to Jeb's mom?
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                      • #1031
                        I didn't think there were legal maximums. But I thought this was generally frowned upon and self-regulated to prevent uhhhh. Over-densification of the gene pool.

                        I vaguely recall this happening a year or two ago and I am pretty sure I read that some/most (?) sperm banks cap it at a certain number.
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                        As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                        Originally posted by SanTropez
                        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • #1032
                          I’m sure there’s a Nick cannon joke here somewhere
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                          • #1033
                            This is why aliens drive right past us.

                            https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/s...18684410679296
                            Last edited by MissThundercat; 09-15-2022, 12:13 AM.
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                            • #1034
                              Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                              This is why aliens drive right past us.

                              https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/s...18684410679296
                              What's worse, the keychain or the kids' names?

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                              • #1035
                                Originally posted by French Rage View Post

                                What's worse, the keychain or the kids' names?
                                Package deal
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                                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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