What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[Kepler]

That's when I realized there was more than one way to spell the name. But the other ways are all wrong.

Our daughter's name tells you she was born in the early 90s. It is misspelled.

If I need to explain, her biological father picked the name based on relatives. Dr. Mrs. was under when he gave the name to the hospital and he misspelled it because he is an idiot. She does not have good taste in men (obviously). Neither he nor I are even the worst husband.

[St. Clown]

People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).

I just checked my daughter's name, and it's nowhere to be seen. Right out of the gate she won't be popular. Mission accomplished!

I ran the search, she's well out of the running for any of the popular names. At the same time, when people ask and we tell them her name, every so often we hear, "Oh, such a beautiful name, I have a [fill in relation here] named [name here]! How do you spell it?" That's when I realized there was more than one way to spell the name. But the other ways are all wrong.

[Kepler]

I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.

A Mets sponsor.

I had no idea they were che che; never seen one. There is one in Tysons Corner and another in Scottsdale so that checks.

[French Rage]

I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.

[Kepler]

There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.

I went into a Hammacher Schlemmer once. Rich people's Target if the Nazis had won the war.

[MissThundercat]

There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.

[Kepler]

This is the darkest story I've ever seen in the Onion.

Other than, you know.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).

3,7,8 for the girls are porn/stripper names, not real names.

[Kepler]

People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).

[MissThundercat]

2020 wasn't entirely bad. At least I had my breast augmentation, got sober, and fell in love (she fell in love with me too).

But I am so sick of Zoom calls and relative isolation!

[Kepler]

2020 is over.

Thank Christ.

[St. Clown]

That is great!

[dxmnkd316]

Rube posted a great meme on Facebook.

Don’t have a link to the original, but this will work

[Kepler]

Good Morning December Forking 31st

[dxmnkd316]

Really disappointed the Rock headline was runner up and Whip It won.