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    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
      After seeing the full news report in the comments, I have even more questions....

      *** is really going on with that?
      It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

      Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

      Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

      Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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      • Sounds like her friend runs a warehouse company. When they get too full they send them to her and they reprocess them there. I didn't quite catch all of the details but that was the gist.
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        May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
        Originally posted by bigblue_dl
        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
        Originally posted by Kepler
        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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        • Arkansas woman steals identity of daughter, flees to Missouri to enroll in college and start banging boys half her age...

          I know the Snapchat filters help, but not gonna lie, I'd have been fooled.

          Last edited by aparch; 12-10-2021, 09:04 AM.
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          • Originally posted by aparch View Post
            Arkansas woman steals identity of daughter, flees to Missouri to enroll in college and start banging boys half her age...

            I know the Snapchat filters help, but not gonna lie, I'd have been fooled.

            The SnapChat filters are quite commonly used on pics dating apps for this exact reason.... They can work wonders.
            It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

            Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

            Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

            Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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            • Originally posted by aparch View Post
              I know the Snapchat filters help, but not gonna lie, I'd have been fooled.
              Only for the first five minute. "Wait. This woman is competent at this."
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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                Only for the first five minute. "Wait. This woman is competent at this."
                Kep has no idea what one is capable of when you grow up with the internets...
                It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                • Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                  Kep has no idea what one is capable of when you grow up with the internets...
                  Theory vs practice. There is no comparison.
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                  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                    Theory vs practice. There is no comparison.
                    Keep drinking that copium…
                    U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                    Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                    I spell Failure with UAF

                    Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                    But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                    Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                    Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                    • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                      Keep drinking that copium…
                      All kids are as bad as Boomers were.

                      Nothing has ever changed. You are not special. You are neither particularly fortunate or put upon*. You're just fellow featherless birds and the only difference is you have had fewer years to realize your lack of significance.

                      * Except we drank your world up, and it was delicious. Haha.
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                      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                        All kids are as bad as Boomers were.

                        Nothing has ever changed. You are not special. You are neither particularly fortunate or put upon*. You're just fellow featherless birds and the only difference is you have had fewer years to realize your lack of significance.

                        * Except we drank your world up, and it was delicious. Haha.
                        Lol, of course you would go all Ivy League philosophical doosh.

                        The internet changed a lot of things, especially fucking.
                        U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                        Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                        I spell Failure with UAF

                        Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                        But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                        Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                        Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                        • Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
                          Lol, of course you would go all Ivy League philosophical doosh.

                          The internet changed a lot of things, especially fucking.
                          I can't help your defensiveness. But your iPacifiers haven't made any breakthroughs, as much as you'd wish it. If anything they have only widened the gape with reality. If you were the studmuffin surrounded by sophisticated geishas you fancy yourself, you wouldn't be spending the time bragging here like a fourteen year-old Jeb fantasizing about sloppy nths with mom.
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                          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                            I can't help your defensiveness. But your iPacifiers haven't made any breakthroughs, as much as you'd wish it. If anything they have only widened the gape with reality. If you were the studmuffin surrounded by sophisticated geishas you fancy yourself, you wouldn't be spending the time bragging here like a fourteen year-old Jeb fantasizing about sloppy nths with mom.
                            Dude, I’ve been married for thirteen years, I’m not bragging about anything except that. I’m just laughing at your ignorance.
                            U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                            Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                            I spell Failure with UAF

                            Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                            But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                            Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                            Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                            • Kep,

                              Reality is that Sexuality is a much different ballgame than it was 25 years ago (pre-internet).

                              Kinks are more accepted. People are realizing that the "standards" that were put up in commercial porn are rarely how things work in reality. And ideas like this are realized from the get go of one's sexual life, not learned 10 years into it. There is still a learning curve, but it's much less than it was despite the overall amount of sex being had by society is probably the same.

                              It's a different ballgame now.
                              It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                              Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                              Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                              Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                              • Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
                                Kep,

                                Reality is that Sexuality is a much different ballgame than it was 25 years ago (pre-internet).

                                Kinks are more accepted. People are realizing that the "standards" that were put up in commercial porn are rarely how things work in reality. And ideas like this are realized from the get go of one's sexual life, not learned 10 years into it. There is still a learning curve, but it's much less than it was despite the overall amount of sex being had by society is probably the same.

                                It's a different ballgame now.
                                The reality is you are 25 years older.

                                The current population is if anything somewhat on the prudish and unimaginative side (queue that blonde thief's routine about you can't do drugs anymore because "we did them all!")

                                But even that misses the point. This is like the myth of the rumble seat. All that's happening is the freaks know about each more. But the entire point of freakdom is you're gonna do it whether somebody has figured out how to monetize it to the gen pop or not. Indeed, it is probably a lot less fun. Foucault talks about childrens' sexuality being controlled in the 18th century by making it discursive -- talk, talk, talk in order to pen it up and make a place for everything and everything in its place. The difference isn't self-discovery, it's commodification.

                                Nobody interesting has ever bought the Standard Model after their 40th birthday. That's how maturation works. So you have a lot of people comparing their complex insides now with their memories of the culture's overarching narrative when they lived inside it, and thinking "the world has changed." No. You changed. This has been going on since 3000 BC.



                                Last edited by Kepler; 12-10-2021, 05:36 PM.
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