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  • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    "This one is dedicated to Jodie Foster"
    Cornell University
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    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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    • "Huge fan of your work"

      OMFG I laughed way too hard.
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      College Hockey 6       College Football 0
      BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
        "Huge fan of your work"

        OMFG I laughed way too hard.
        I’m a bigger fan of your earlier work LOL

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        • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
          "Huge fan of your work"

          OMFG I laughed way too hard.
          Have you covered Pat Benatar? I'd like to hear your rendition of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot!"
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          • "Congratulations. I hope you sing better than you aim"

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            • Totally normal

              https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/...093551106?s=21

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              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                "Did they tell him it was a COVID vaccine? Is it possible our government is doing the same thing to us?" - Tucker Carlson, probably.
                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                Originally posted by Quizmire
                mns, this is why i love you.

                Originally posted by Markt
                MNS - forking genius.

                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                Originally posted by hockeybando
                I am a fan of MNS.

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                • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                  "His sex drive was a danger to the state" seems like the perfect passage for a grave marker.
                  That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                  • Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post

                    "Did they tell him it was a COVID vaccine? Is it possible our government is doing the same thing to us?" - Tucker Carlson, probably.
                    Hey, he’s just asking questions! Isn’t this a free country???

                    ”His sex drive was a danger to national security,” sounds like a line out of Zoolander or Austin Powers.
                    Last edited by LynahFan; 10-22-2021, 01:26 PM.
                    If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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                    • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

                      Hey, he’s just asking questions! Isn’t this a free country???

                      ”His sex drive was a danger to national security,” sounds like a line out of Zoolander or Austin Powers.
                      Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson"
                      Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very **** learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
                      Kiff: "Sexlexia"

                      Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                      KDR

                      Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                      iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                      gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                      Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                      Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                      TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                      DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                      Test to see if I can add this.

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                      • Originally posted by French Rage View Post

                        Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson"
                        Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very **** learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
                        Kiff: "Sexlexia"
                        I've been rewatching from the beginning (minus Jurassic Bark) and man the writing is never not funny. The seasons before the movies are the best but there are some gems in the later seasons too.

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                        • Originally posted by Proud2baLaker View Post

                          Jurassic Bark
                          :-(
                          Code:
                          As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                          College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                          BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                          Originally posted by SanTropez
                          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                          Originally posted by Kepler
                          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                          • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

                            :-(
                            :-(
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                            • Wisconsin. It's always Wisconsin.

                              https://abc7chicago.com/wisconsin-br...reat/11138066/
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                              • Confession:

                                Whenever my cat used to meow, I'd say "I know!"

                                Now that he's been gone for over a month, I need to say that I actually did not know.
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