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  • Kepler
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    Um. Yikes.

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  • Kepler
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    The only not wonderful thing about this story is Michigan.

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  • MissThundercat
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    And then they dare tell my community we engage in pedophilia and sex trafficking.

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  • Kepler
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    Cons think about pedophilia a lot, I'm just sayin'.

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  • aparch
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    My Pillow guy seems to have found his defense for the Dominion lawsuit... He's going to p*ss away all his fortune fighting a pointless lawsuit so Dominion can't take any money from him first.

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  • Kepler
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    We appear to be entering the Dada phase.

    Last edited by Kepler; 01-22-2021, 07:27 PM.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    100 boxes of spaghetti and 96 cans of sauce
    She's going to eat 4 meals dry?

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  • MissThundercat
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    I currently work the Grandville Meijer online pickup. Today, we encountered a customer who wanted 100 boxes of spaghetti and 96 cans of sauce.

    My What The F is not so much that she ordered it, but why here, instead of Costco or Sam's Club.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Um.

    So, basically, it's Satyricon except from the inside, and parody, or maybe not.

    Um.

    Listen. As a fan of High Weirdness, I am receptive. And afterwards,



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  • dxmnkd316
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    https://twitter.com/mollyjongfast/st...056270337?s=21

    what in the actual fuck

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by BassAle View Post

    They have them on display. I assume if you purchase one they have them in a stockroom out back.
    One pallet of those and you could buy a house.

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  • BassAle
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    Do they actually physically stock those models at the brick and mortar?

    I have never been tempted to shoplift. But.
    They have them on display. I assume if you purchase one they have them in a stockroom out back.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by BassAle View Post

    I've shopped at the Willams-Sonoma in Portland, ME once in a while, but I always laugh that there are people dumb enough to pay $12,000 for a coffee maker.
    Please tell me you have had the peppermint bark? Do they have samples?

    They physically stock those LOLrich models at the brick and mortar?

    I have never been tempted to shoplift. But.

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  • BassAle
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.
    I've shopped at the Willams-Sonoma in Portland, ME once in a while, but I always laugh that there are people dumb enough to pay $12,000 for a coffee maker.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
    I just checked my daughter's name, and it's nowhere to be seen. Right out of the gate she won't be popular. Mission accomplished!
    You've avoided the sorority girl problem, but now you must work hard to make her a surly and neurotic intellectual.

    I suggest books. Nothing alienates the bovine mass of normal kids more than intelligence and knowledge.

    If she doesn't have a tattoo by 14 you'll know you raised a worthwhile rebel.

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