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My Pillow guy seems to have found his defense for the Dominion lawsuit... He's going to p*ss away all his fortune fighting a pointless lawsuit so Dominion can't take any money from him first.
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I currently work the Grandville Meijer online pickup. Today, we encountered a customer who wanted 100 boxes of spaghetti and 96 cans of sauce.
My What The F is not so much that she ordered it, but why here, instead of Costco or Sam's Club.
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Originally posted by BassAle View Post
I've shopped at the Willams-Sonoma in Portland, ME once in a while, but I always laugh that there are people dumb enough to pay $12,000 for a coffee maker.
They physically stock those LOLrich models at the brick and mortar?
I have never been tempted to shoplift. But.
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Originally posted by MissThundercat View PostThere is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostI just checked my daughter's name, and it's nowhere to be seen. Right out of the gate she won't be popular. Mission accomplished!
I suggest books. Nothing alienates the bovine mass of normal kids more than intelligence and knowledge.
If she doesn't have a tattoo by 14 you'll know you raised a worthwhile rebel.
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Originally posted by St. Clown View PostThat's when I realized there was more than one way to spell the name. But the other ways are all wrong.
If I need to explain, her biological father picked the name based on relatives. Dr. Mrs. was under when he gave the name to the hospital and he misspelled it because he is an idiot. She does not have good taste in men (obviously). Neither he nor I are even the worst husband.
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Originally posted by Kepler View PostPeople are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.
Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:
Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).
I ran the search, she's well out of the running for any of the popular names. At the same time, when people ask and we tell them her name, every so often we hear, "Oh, such a beautiful name, I have a [fill in relation here] named [name here]! How do you spell it?" That's when I realized there was more than one way to spell the name. But the other ways are all wrong.
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