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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by French Rage View Post
    I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.
    A Mets sponsor.

    I had no idea they were che che; never seen one. There is one in Tysons Corner and another in Scottsdale so that checks.

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  • French Rage
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    I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.
    I went into a Hammacher Schlemmer once. Rich people's Target if the Nazis had won the war.

    Last edited by Kepler; 01-05-2021, 12:20 PM.

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  • MissThundercat
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    There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.

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  • Kepler
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    This is the darkest story I've ever seen in the Onion.

    Other than, you know.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

    Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

    Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
    Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).
    3,7,8 for the girls are porn/stripper names, not real names.

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  • Kepler
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    People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

    Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

    Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
    Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).

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  • MissThundercat
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    2020 wasn't entirely bad. At least I had my breast augmentation, got sober, and fell in love (she fell in love with me too).

    But I am so sick of Zoom calls and relative isolation!

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  • Kepler
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    2020 is over.

    Thank Christ.

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  • St. Clown
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    That is great!

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Rube posted a great meme on Facebook.

    Don’t have a link to the original, but this will work

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  • Kepler
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    Good Morning December Forking 31st

    Last edited by Kepler; 12-31-2020, 05:33 AM.

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Really disappointed the Rock headline was runner up and Whip It won.

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  • unofan
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    https://m.fark.com/comments/blog996/...dlines-of-Year

    I'm partial to the sports and politics HOTY this year.

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  • Kepler
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    A tradition like no other. And yes, I read that as "Defecator" the first time, it's not just you.

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