What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[Kepler]

I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.

A Mets sponsor.

I had no idea they were che che; never seen one. There is one in Tysons Corner and another in Scottsdale so that checks.

[French Rage]

I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.

[Kepler]

There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.

I went into a Hammacher Schlemmer once. Rich people's Target if the Nazis had won the war.

[MissThundercat]

There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.

[Kepler]

This is the darkest story I've ever seen in the Onion.

Other than, you know.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).

3,7,8 for the girls are porn/stripper names, not real names.

[Kepler]

People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).

[MissThundercat]

2020 wasn't entirely bad. At least I had my breast augmentation, got sober, and fell in love (she fell in love with me too).

But I am so sick of Zoom calls and relative isolation!

[Kepler]

2020 is over.

Thank Christ.

[St. Clown]

That is great!

[dxmnkd316]

Rube posted a great meme on Facebook.

Don’t have a link to the original, but this will work

[Kepler]

Good Morning December Forking 31st

[dxmnkd316]

Really disappointed the Rock headline was runner up and Whip It won.

[unofan]

https://m.fark.com/comments/blog996/...dlines-of-Year

I'm partial to the sports and politics HOTY this year.

[Kepler]

A tradition like no other. And yes, I read that as "Defecator" the first time, it's not just you.