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  • St. Clown
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    An almost impossibly beautiful illustration of the idiocy of celebrities:


    I bought a bottle of water from a vending machine a couple weeks ago, turned out is was a bottle of Smart Water. That company does the alkaline thing, and it tastes horribly unnatural.

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  • SJHovey
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    I'd really like to know the background on that story. It looks like the guy has practiced law for 50 years. It doesn't look like he is a complete nut either.

    I wonder if the guy is just losing it, or if there is a backstory between him and this judge.

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  • LynahFan
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    Originally posted by unofan View Post

    Nope. You wait until you or they are retired and tell them to fark off outside of court.

    If nothing else, you're never getting a toss-up ruling your way again from that judge.
    And I can’t imagine it curries favor with any other judge, either.

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  • unofan
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    So, Cafe attorneys: worth it?
    Nope. You wait until you or they are retired and tell them to fark off outside of court.

    If nothing else, you're never getting a toss-up ruling your way again from that judge.

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  • Kepler
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    So, Cafe attorneys: worth it?

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  • MissThundercat
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    Seriously thinking of getting my nipples pierced around when I turn 40 (September 20).
    "You're excited? Feel these nipples!"

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  • Kepler
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    OTOH, nice to see Bill Cleary still getting out there.

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  • SonofSouthie
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    Police in Norfolk are looking to identify a man they say had sex with a horse at a farm in town early Thursday morning.

    Around 4:30 a.m. that morning, a security camera at Turner Hill Equestrian Stables showed the man in the horse stables. The man appeared to use grain as a lure, and one of the horses came out of its pen, according to the MetroWest Daily News. The man had allegedly turned off all the stable’s security cameras, minus one, which caught the act.

    “To have someone break into your barn, pick out a horse like it’s a lady lover, pull her out, and maneuver yourself in such a manner for self-gratification is beyond me,” Hillary Swarr, the owner of the farm, told the newspaper, calling the man a “sexual predator.”
    https://www.boston.com/news/local-ne...p_featurestack

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  • Kepler
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    Let's put fireworks in the fireplace.

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  • Kepler
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    An almost impossibly beautiful illustration of the idiocy of celebrities:



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  • Kepler
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    You're gonna go far, kid.

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  • Kepler
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    You think you have problems?

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  • walrus
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    Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
    7 more captured; standoff ends.
    Turns out they only had 8 or 9 guns. 3 AR 15s and some other rifles, couple pistols. Thats nothing compared half the hunters in Maine. When I hear arsenal I think of cases of AR 15s not a few rifles . Still haven't heard where they were going.

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  • SonofSouthie
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    7 more captured; standoff ends.

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  • aparch
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    Of course these LARPers would be sovereign citizens...

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