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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    1. Open outdoor hotel swimming pool suspended over parking lot.

    2. It rains.
    Would surprise me not if that happened here. Do you know the location?

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    • Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

      Would surprise me not if that happened here. Do you know the location?
      Google pointed me to it taking place in Brazil.

      I'm gonna guess there was zero rebar used for it to shear as clean as it did.

      Here's the view from the parking garage:
      https://m.imgur.com/a/08YEIDb
      Last edited by aparch; 04-25-2021, 10:07 AM.
      “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

      Live Radio from 100.3

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      • Money well spent.

        Last edited by Kepler; 04-27-2021, 08:04 AM.
        Cornell University
        National Champion 1967, 1970
        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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        • Defining the Future.

          Since you asked, $33M each.


          Last edited by Kepler; 04-28-2021, 03:28 PM.
          Cornell University
          National Champion 1967, 1970
          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            Defining the Future.

            Since you asked, $33M each.

            That’s “Defining possible,” which is possibly the worst defense company slogan since Lockheed’s, “We never forget who we’re working for.” It takes real talent to squeeze 2 grammatical mistakes into just 7 words. (Plus, it’s rather gauche to call out your shareholders explicitly like that...)
            Last edited by LynahFan; 04-29-2021, 05:53 AM.
            If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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            • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
              That’s “Defining possible,” which is possibly the worst defense company slogan since Lockheed’s, “We never forget who we’re working for.” It takes real talent to squeeze 2 grammatical mistakes into just 7 words. (Plus, it’s rather gauche to call out your shareholders explicitly like that...)
              Raytheon had the slogan "Cash is King" in the 90s for about ten seconds until somebody realized how horrible it was.

              I still think "We never forget who we're working for" is the most deeply honest business motto in history. It's the equivalent of "I really don't care do u?"
              Cornell University
              National Champion 1967, 1970
              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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              • Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                which is possibly the worst defense company slogan since Lockheed's "We never forget who we're working for"
                That's awesomely accurate and they should still be using it.

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                • What could go wrong?
                  Cornell University
                  National Champion 1967, 1970
                  ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                  Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    “Brendan Fraser is a bad man” lolol

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                    • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post

                      “Brendan Fraser is a bad man” lolol
                      That was me. :-)
                      Cornell University
                      National Champion 1967, 1970
                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        Do the British enjoy adding unnecessary vowels to words?

                        Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                        KDR

                        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                        Test to see if I can add this.

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                        • The good news is, prom season is back.
                          That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                          • Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                            The good news is, prom season is back.
                            I heard your post in the voice of "The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year."
                            Cornell University
                            National Champion 1967, 1970
                            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                            • Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                              The good news is, prom season is back.
                              This reminds me of my first "racism is a REAL thing" moments during my teen years.

                              Saw a group of hillbilly looking folk at the mall and one of them was wearing a black T-shirt with the stars and bars on the front with "If my ancestors knew the modern world would turn out like this, they would have picked their own damn cotton" written on the back. Even as a rebellious teen, I knew that crossed a line.
                              It's never too early to start the Pre-game festivities

                              Go Cats!!! GO BLACKHAWKS!

                              Cuck the Fubs... Let's Go WHITE SOX!!!

                              Wildcat Born, Wildcat Bred....

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                              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Lot of butthurt brits on that sub
                                Code:
                                As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                                College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                                BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                                Originally posted by SanTropez
                                May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                                I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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