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  • I've heard strong winds may have played a part too

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    • At first I thought, how the hell are the winds going to push a 220k-ton ship until I remembered just how fucking enormous this ship is. And the view in the back where you can see the stack of containers? There were something like 240 of them in that back layer. Then there were another 20+ of those layers (the long way).

      I've seen the Tregurtha come into Duluth before. It's impossibly large. This MFer is 30% longer, 2x as wide, and 2x as tall. It's really hard to imagine.
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      College Hockey 6       College Football 0
      BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post

        There better have been a malfunction in the steering apparatii or a medical emergency, otherwise that pilot and captain are in for a world of hurt. Future street sweepers?
        Airline pilots!
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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

          Airline pilots!
          Spoke too soon.

          If you have the patience, here is our herpa-derp live. May the MAGA be with you.
          Last edited by Kepler; 03-25-2021, 01:32 PM.
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          National Champion 1967, 1970
          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

            Spoke too soon.

            If you have the patience, here is our herpa-derp live. May the MAGA be with you.
            Rant starts at 20:50...
            Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
            Originally posted by Quizmire
            mns, this is why i love you.

            Originally posted by Markt
            MNS - forking genius.

            Originally posted by asterisk hat
            MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

            Originally posted by hockeybando
            I am a fan of MNS.

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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

              Spoke too soon.

              If you have the patience, here is our herpa-derp live. May the MAGA be with you.
              I know pilots with stories about having to share a flight deck with guys like this...

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              • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                I know pilots with stories about having to share a flight deck with guys like this...
                There is no way that guy is not an FFDO...
                Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                Originally posted by Quizmire
                mns, this is why i love you.

                Originally posted by Markt
                MNS - forking genius.

                Originally posted by asterisk hat
                MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                Originally posted by hockeybando
                I am a fan of MNS.

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                • Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post

                  There is no way that guy is not an FFDO...
                  This is the guy they prank the rookie pilots into bidding with for the lulz. He's typically middle-aged, ex-mil, divorced, and has all the 'tude that goes along with that demographic. Or in the occasional instance that he's not ex-mil, he'll be quick to tell you he went to Embry and how it's the best flight school. ;-)

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                  • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                    This is the guy they prank the rookie pilots into bidding with for the lulz. He's typically middle-aged, ex-mil, divorced, and has all the 'tude that goes along with that demographic. Or in the occasional instance that he's not ex-mil, he'll be quick to tell you he went to Embry and how it's the best flight school. ;-)
                    Oh I'm 99.99999% certain he's ex-Air Force.
                    U-A-A!!!Go!Go!GreenandGold!
                    Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                    I spell Failure with UAF

                    Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                    But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                    Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                    Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                    • Living people born in 1926:

                      Queen Elizabeth
                      My Mom
                      Not Marilyn Monroe
                      Cornell University
                      National Champion 1967, 1970
                      ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                      Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                      • Huh? https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/...lack-students/

                        Cornell '04, Stanford '06


                        KDR

                        Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
                        iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
                        gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
                        Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
                        Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
                        TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
                        DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

                        Test to see if I can add this.

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                        • White Christians are racists.

                          This is news?
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                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • https://twitter.com/fbicleveland/sta...300435456?s=21

                            what the Fark
                            Code:
                            As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                            College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                            BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                            Originally posted by SanTropez
                            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                            Originally posted by Kepler
                            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              Bomb threat. Various LEO on scene, place has been evacuated.

                              The facility is just east of Cleveland on Lake Erie. It's your basic nuke power plant -- it looks exactly like Three Mile Island.
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                              National Champion 1967, 1970
                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • CNN isn't interested enough to break away from Chauvin porn.
                                Cornell University
                                National Champion 1967, 1970
                                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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