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  • Miracle Whip is revolting.

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    • I had to put a cat down today. I was envious.
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      • I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but holy fuck. https://twitter.com/mannyfidel/statu...224703488?s=20

        On YouTube, Steven Crowder uses racist stereotypes to attack Black farmers

        STEVEN CROWDER: Joe -- former vice president Joe Biden -- his America Rescue Plan includes farmer reparations. Now, what does that mean? It means -- and I don't know where you find this many farmers of color, but they did. And 5.2 billion are being allocated exclusively for colored farmers -- farmers of color, farmers of color. Roll the tape.

        ...

        CROWDER: Most happy about the new policy, these people. So, yeah. I'm gonna buy a plow man.

        CO-HOST: I'm going buy corn.

        CROWDER: I'm going to buy a John Deere. Barack Obama mother -- I'm the president of plowing that ***.

        DAVE LANDAU (CO-HOST): I thought the last thing they would want to do is be farmers. Wasn't that a big problem for hundreds of years?

        CROWDER: Isn't that why Arsenio Hall called himself the urban man's Johnny Carson?

        LANDAU: I think so.

        CROWDER: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. Are people lining up out in the middle of cornfield Iowa for new dunks?

        ...

        LANDAU: I planted a Hennessy tree, but it's not growing.

        CROWDER: Well, technically it did grow, but that **** ain't XO --

        LANDAU: I put it in the ground.

        CROWDER: I planted a VSOPXO tree. I'm getting into some niche esoteric cognac humor motherfucker.

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        • Jfc
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          BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
          Originally posted by SanTropez
          May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
          Originally posted by bigblue_dl
          I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
          Originally posted by Kepler
          When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
          He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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          • He is sooooo thirsty for Limbaugh's audience. They're all trying to outdo each other right now.

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            • So is this guy Crowder teevee or what?
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              • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                So is this guy Crowder teevee or what?
                He has 5m YouTube followers, so he's pretty big on there. For some reason his channel is allowed to remain even as others have their videos demonitized by the YT algorithms and content police.

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                • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                  He has 5m YouTube followers, so he's pretty big on there.
                  Honest question: is that a lot?

                  I have no feel for what constitutes a significant following on the interwebs. And if a guy has 5M followers what percentage are more than casual curiosity? 1%? Less?

                  I know a few of these like Milo are full bore celebutards, but this seems like somebody tweets something stupidand then 5M tweet it to make fun of it and then 11 seconds later it's washed out of the system. Do any of these morons actually have any lasting effect on an audience, or is it all instantaneous and transient titillation?
                  Last edited by Kepler; 03-17-2021, 11:47 AM.
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                  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                    Honest question: is that a lot?

                    I have no feel for what constitutes a significant following on the interwebs. And if a guy has 5M followers what percentage are more than casual curiosity? 1%? Less?

                    I know a few of these like Milo are full bore celebutards, but this seems like somebody tweets something stupidand then 5M tweet it to make fun of it and then 11 seconds later it's washed out of the system. Do any of these morons actually have any lasting effect on an audience, or is it all instantaneous and transient titillation?
                    It's a lot for a political channel. For comparison, Ben Shapiro has 2.9M, and David Pakman has 1.3M. I believe Crowder was demonitized by YT already due to his spat with Vox, but they added him back in August. He's a younger Alex Jones, but sells a subscription service called "Mug Club" instead of dietary supplements.

                    YouTube already pulled the video in question.
                    Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
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                    mns, this is why i love you.

                    Originally posted by Markt
                    MNS - forking genius.

                    Originally posted by asterisk hat
                    MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.

                    Originally posted by hockeybando
                    I am a fan of MNS.

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                    • 5m subscribers is a lot for any channel. 100k is the benchmark for any channel to actually be somewhat successful, 1m is doing dang well.

                      Of course, he could be buying bot subscribers to pump his numbers.
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                      I spell Failure with UAF

                      Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                      But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                      Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                      Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                      • Thanks.

                        This sounds like those opera singers who pay mercenaries in the gallery at La Scala to applaud them and boo their rivals.
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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                          Thanks.

                          This sounds like those opera singers who pay mercenaries in the gallery at La Scala to applaud them and boo their rivals.
                          I don't if he's sub botting or not, given his content he may well not be, and I'm not gonna poke around and look at videos to figure out his subscribers to views ratio.

                          Edit: a good subs to views ratio would be 14% or 14k views per 100k subscribers.
                          Last edited by Jimjamesak; 03-17-2021, 08:31 PM.
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                          Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
                          I spell Failure with UAF

                          Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
                          But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
                          Originally posted by Doyle Woody
                          Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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                          • Submitted without comment. Well, one comment. Florida.
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                            • Oh jeebus. That's a bad way to go

                              He slid down the bridge and fell in between the section of the bridge that moves and the fixed part of the roadway,
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                              As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                              College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                              BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                              Originally posted by SanTropez
                              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                              Originally posted by Kepler
                              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                              • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                                Oh jeebus. That's a bad way to go

                                He slid down the bridge and fell in between the section of the bridge that moves and the fixed part of the roadway,
                                I could not tell if that meant he was crushed at the fulcrum, or if he just fell through the gap and plunged to his death.
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