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  • Slap Shot
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Few details are available at this time, probably due to the suspect still being in a tree. But according to the report, police and firefighters are on the scene, and hostage negotiators—which I assume means people who would ordinarily be negotiating to free hostages, but in this case are trying to talk a guy out of a tree—have so far been unsuccessful.

    The report says the man is “surviving” on “food and glucose packs” the officers have given him, although 48 hours isn’t enough time to be at risk from starvation, and maybe if they hadn’t fed him he’d have come down by now. As for his other needs, the report claims he has been “peeing in the tree” but that almost certainly means “peeing out of the tree,” which is surely making the hostage negotiators’ task even more unpleasant.
    This guy is witty.

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  • Kepler
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    How Not To Be Seen

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by RaceBoarder View Post
    I thought Barrel Racing was a Woman's sport....
    True fact: my MIL was a champion barrel racer as a teen.

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  • RaceBoarder
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    I thought Barrel Racing was a Woman's sport....

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Originally posted by French Rage View Post

    Is that a Mad Libs?
    One of the most sought ________ (profession) in the _______ (location) and _____________ (obscure sport) champion, Matt Mathews is fighting back after he says _________ (government organization) swarmed his property and took his ________(noun).

    Yes!

    Also, who the fuck spells Matthews with one T? Fucking heretics.

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  • French Rage
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    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Is that a Mad Libs?

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  • dxmnkd316
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    WHAT THE FUCK?!

    https://twitter.com/aldotcom/status/...335444992?s=21

    One of the most sought boudoir photographers in the Southeast and champion barrel racer Matt Mathews is fighting back after he says state officials swarmed his property and took his opossum.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
    Wait what? I've never heard of the place. I need to find one.
    https://www.hamburgermarys.com/

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  • LynahFan
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    Whatever you do, don’t order the brissket.

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  • Slap Shot
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    Originally posted by French Rage View Post

    When they reopen, will they accept tips?
    Just the tip.

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  • French Rage
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    When they reopen, will they accept tips?

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Wait what? I've never heard of the place. I need to find one.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Yesterday, I went to Hamburger Mary's, a drag themed burger chain with a location in Grand Rapids. As I was walking in, an older cis lady was on her phone griping about the place.

    Couldn't help but laugh. What was she expecting, Denny's?

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