What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[MissThundercat]

:-(

:-(

[dxmnkd316]

Jurassic Bark

:-(

[Proud2baLaker]

Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson"
Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very **** learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
Kiff: "Sexlexia"

I've been rewatching from the beginning (minus Jurassic Bark) and man the writing is never not funny. The seasons before the movies are the best but there are some gems in the later seasons too.

[French Rage]

Hey, he’s just asking questions! Isn’t this a free country???

”His sex drive was a danger to national security,” sounds like a line out of Zoolander or Austin Powers.

Leela: "You know Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson"
Zapp: "If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very **** learning disability. What do I call it, Kif?"
Kiff: "Sexlexia"

[LynahFan]

"Did they tell him it was a COVID vaccine? Is it possible our government is doing the same thing to us?" - Tucker Carlson, probably.

Hey, he’s just asking questions! Isn’t this a free country???

”His sex drive was a danger to national security,” sounds like a line out of Zoolander or Austin Powers.

[SJHovey]

Totally normal

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/...093551106?s=21

"His sex drive was a danger to the state" seems like the perfect passage for a grave marker.

[MinnesotaNorthStar]

Totally normal

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/...093551106?s=21

"Did they tell him it was a COVID vaccine? Is it possible our government is doing the same thing to us?" - Tucker Carlson, probably.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Totally normal

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/...093551106?s=21

[Slap Shot]

"Congratulations. I hope you sing better than you aim"

[MissThundercat]

"Huge fan of your work"

OMFG I laughed way too hard.

Have you covered Pat Benatar? I'd like to hear your rendition of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot!"

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

"Huge fan of your work"

OMFG I laughed way too hard.

I’m a bigger fan of your earlier work LOL

[dxmnkd316]

"Huge fan of your work"

OMFG I laughed way too hard.

[Kepler]

*** indeed

https://twitter.com/helenkennedy/sta...928930307?s=21

"This one is dedicated to Jodie Foster"

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

*** indeed

https://twitter.com/helenkennedy/sta...928930307?s=21

[Proud2baLaker]

I'm hoping they just got the "tranquilize him and put a trampoline under the tree" route like we've all seen them do with bears. Will make a great gif one day