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  • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.
    I went into a Hammacher Schlemmer once. Rich people's Target if the Nazis had won the war.

    Last edited by Kepler; 01-05-2021, 12:20 PM.
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    • I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.

      Cornell '04, Stanford '06


      KDR

      Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
      iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
      gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
      Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
      Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
      TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
      DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

      Test to see if I can add this.

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      • Originally posted by French Rage View Post
        I'll see both of those and raise you a Restoration Hardware.
        A Mets sponsor.

        I had no idea they were che che; never seen one. There is one in Tysons Corner and another in Scottsdale so that checks.
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        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
          People are lazy and stupid, 2020 Edition.

          Kids who will be beaten, deservedly, strictly based on their trendy Disney names:

          Boys 2, 5, 7 (as in "My boy's gonna grow up and join Declan"), 9 (Double Jesus), 13, 15.
          Girls 3, 7, 8 (Oh for fork's sake), 9, 12, 16 (My god people are lazy and stupid).
          I just checked my daughter's name, and it's nowhere to be seen. Right out of the gate she won't be popular. Mission accomplished!

          I ran the search, she's well out of the running for any of the popular names. At the same time, when people ask and we tell them her name, every so often we hear, "Oh, such a beautiful name, I have a [fill in relation here] named [name here]! How do you spell it?" That's when I realized there was more than one way to spell the name. But the other ways are all wrong.
          "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

          "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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          • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
            That's when I realized there was more than one way to spell the name. But the other ways are all wrong.
            Our daughter's name tells you she was born in the early 90s. It is misspelled.

            If I need to explain, her biological father picked the name based on relatives. Dr. Mrs. was under when he gave the name to the hospital and he misspelled it because he is an idiot. She does not have good taste in men (obviously). Neither he nor I are even the worst husband.
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            • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
              I just checked my daughter's name, and it's nowhere to be seen. Right out of the gate she won't be popular. Mission accomplished!
              You've avoided the sorority girl problem, but now you must work hard to make her a surly and neurotic intellectual.

              I suggest books. Nothing alienates the bovine mass of normal kids more than intelligence and knowledge.

              If she doesn't have a tattoo by 14 you'll know you raised a worthwhile rebel.
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              • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                There is a Williams-Sonoma brick and mortar here in Grand Rapids. You think the catalog is pretentious? It's worse in person.
                I've shopped at the Willams-Sonoma in Portland, ME once in a while, but I always laugh that there are people dumb enough to pay $12,000 for a coffee maker.

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                • Originally posted by BassAle View Post

                  I've shopped at the Willams-Sonoma in Portland, ME once in a while, but I always laugh that there are people dumb enough to pay $12,000 for a coffee maker.
                  Please tell me you have had the peppermint bark? Do they have samples?

                  They physically stock those LOLrich models at the brick and mortar?

                  I have never been tempted to shoplift. But.
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                  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                    Do they actually physically stock those models at the brick and mortar?

                    I have never been tempted to shoplift. But.
                    They have them on display. I assume if you purchase one they have them in a stockroom out back.

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                    • Originally posted by BassAle View Post

                      They have them on display. I assume if you purchase one they have them in a stockroom out back.
                      One pallet of those and you could buy a house.
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                      • https://twitter.com/mollyjongfast/st...056270337?s=21

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                        I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                        Originally posted by Kepler
                        When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                        He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                        • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                          Um.

                          So, basically, it's Satyricon except from the inside, and parody, or maybe not.

                          Um.

                          Listen. As a fan of High Weirdness, I am receptive. And afterwards,



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                          • I currently work the Grandville Meijer online pickup. Today, we encountered a customer who wanted 100 boxes of spaghetti and 96 cans of sauce.

                            My What The F is not so much that she ordered it, but why here, instead of Costco or Sam's Club.
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                            • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                              100 boxes of spaghetti and 96 cans of sauce
                              She's going to eat 4 meals dry?
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                              • We appear to be entering the Dada phase.

                                Last edited by Kepler; 01-22-2021, 07:27 PM.
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