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  • walrus
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Not to feamonger, but OH SH-T.
    Not sure I like those odds

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  • dxmnkd316
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    ****ing boomers

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  • The Rube
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    Originally posted by Jimjamesak View Post
    And some of them are so old they appeared on lists when I was my daughter’s age.
    I think "bet" has been shelved for about 30 years.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    The inevitable jokes at work have started. On a conference call today: *cough*cough* "Sorry, I just got back from China and I'm self-quarantining."

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  • aparch
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Not to feamonger, but OH SH-T.
    Pranksters in the Southwest suburbs of Chicago spray Lysol on produce and goods at WalMart while wearing a handmade "I have Coronavirus," sign.

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  • Kepler
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    Not to feamonger, but OH SH-T.

    On late Saturday evening (Feb. 1), Tencent, on its webpage titled "Epidemic Situation Tracker", showed confirmed cases of novel coronavirus (2019nCoV) in China as standing at 154,023, 10 times the official figure at the time. It listed the number of suspected cases as 79,808, four times the official figure.

    ... Most ominously, the death toll listed was 24,589, vastly higher than the 300 officially listed that day.
    Last edited by Kepler; 02-05-2020, 02:43 PM.

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  • Jimjamesak
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Those aren't even accurate.
    And some of them are so old they appeared on lists when I was my daughter’s age.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Those aren't even accurate.
    They never are. Somebody should collect these. They come out every year. Somebody once did a parody list and it got picked up by wireservices who treated it as real. So you wound up with stuff like: "Cleveland Steamer... sharing a sauna with a black man."

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    God I love these "Connect with Your Kids" lists in the local White Pennysaver. My favorite is when the Grosse Pointe Gazette translates hip hop terms.
    Those aren't even accurate.

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  • Kepler
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    God I love these "Connect with Your Kids" lists in the local White Pennysaver. My favorite is when the Grosse Pointe Gazette translates hip hop terms.

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  • Kepler
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    "Sorry, I never received your bill."

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  • Jimjamesak
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    They’re probably more offended at the Puerto Rican flag than JLOs azz hanging out
    And they probably missed this:

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    Originally posted by Twitch Boy View Post
    Bet they're digging that halftime show.
    They’re probably more offended at the Puerto Rican flag than JLOs azz hanging out

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  • Twitch Boy
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    For some reason, my browser is flagging it too. The gist of it is, One Million Moms is calling for a boycott of the Super Bowl because it features an ad with two drag queens. So my question is... do I want One Million Moms to call it quits since their "boycott everything" is clearly not working, or do I want to encourage them to keep digging an already deep hole?
    Bet they're digging that halftime show.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by French Rage View Post
    Keep digging.
    Yeah. If they want to embarrass themselves, let them.

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