What The Fark 6: FARK OFF!

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

I don't know for a fact he's a Christian conservative, I just know it.

Covered in coal? Jesus

[Kepler]

I don't know for a fact he's a Christian conservative, I just know it.

[Kepler]

Miss Alaska apparently won Miss America.

Saw. Meh.

[Jimjamesak]

Miss Alaska apparently won Miss America.

I’d post this in the States thread but this is the more appropriate place (for multiple reasons).

[Kepler]

Kitty Kelley said she was renowned for her head game.

If you were a woman working in Hollywood before 1990, you had better have been.

[Jimjamesak]

???

Ben Shapiro's sister tried to drag Madonna by comparing her to Nancy Reagan, Twitter responded by quoting a Nancy biography about her blowing dudes on the MGM lot.

[Slap Shot]

If you could pick Nancy Reagan up in a time machine from the MGM movie lot in 1950, and bring her to 2021, you'd find her on PornHub. A LOT.

Yeah I don't want to know any further.

[aparch]

???

If you could pick Nancy Reagan up in a time machine from the MGM movie lot in 1950, and bring her to 2021, you'd find her on PornHub. A LOT.

[dxmnkd316]

On December 10th 2021, "Nancy Reagan throat goat" trended on Twitter.

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[Slap Shot]

What happened to Nancy on Twitter yesterday was beautiful and makes me thankful for Twitter. Drag that bish through the mud

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[dxmnkd316]

It was so perfect. Especially when one of Nancy's most loyal sycophants Peggy Noonen decided to tell the black woman to act more "chastened" and "humble"

https://twitter.com/chris_notcapn/st...459228680?s=21

Peggy Noonen is an absolute useless human.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

What happened to Nancy on Twitter yesterday was beautiful and makes me thankful for Twitter. Drag that bish through the mud

[dxmnkd316]

On December 10th 2021, "Nancy Reagan throat goat" trended on Twitter.

[Kepler]

Dude, I’ve been married for thirteen years, I’m not bragging about anything except that. I’m just laughing at your ignorance.

Laughing so hard and desperately that it would give you pause if you had any self-awareness. Your hate's in your telescope, dude. It's not in the world -- the world isn't paying either of us any mind.

[Kepler]

Kep,

Reality is that Sexuality is a much different ballgame than it was 25 years ago (pre-internet).

Kinks are more accepted. People are realizing that the "standards" that were put up in commercial porn are rarely how things work in reality. And ideas like this are realized from the get go of one's sexual life, not learned 10 years into it. There is still a learning curve, but it's much less than it was despite the overall amount of sex being had by society is probably the same.

It's a different ballgame now.

The reality is you are 25 years older.

The current population is if anything somewhat on the prudish and unimaginative side (queue that blonde thief's routine about you can't do drugs anymore because "we did them all!")

But even that misses the point. This is like the myth of the rumble seat. All that's happening is the freaks know about each more. But the entire point of freakdom is you're gonna do it whether somebody has figured out how to monetize it to the gen pop or not. Indeed, it is probably a lot less fun. Foucault talks about childrens' sexuality being controlled in the 18th century by making it discursive -- talk, talk, talk in order to pen it up and make a place for everything and everything in its place. The difference isn't self-discovery, it's commodification.

Nobody interesting has ever bought the Standard Model after their 40th birthday. That's how maturation works. So you have a lot of people comparing their complex insides now with their memories of the culture's overarching narrative when they lived inside it, and thinking "the world has changed." No. You changed. This has been going on since 3000 BC.