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[aparch]

Yikes!

He's not been too welcomed by female performers for the last few years. There have been growing stories of his unwanted exploits on Twitter.

One of the girls who helped blow this wide open* was also assaulted by Ron Jeremy. Her (now that she cleaned it up) Safe For Work Twitter account:
https://twitter.com/thegingerbanks

Her NSFW account (if you need to "research") has more details.




*

[Kepler]

Yikes!

Porn star Ron Jeremy was charged today with raping three women and sexually assaulting a fourth female victim in attacks dating back to 2014, according to California prosecutors.

Jeremy (real name: Ronald Jeremy Hyatt) is named in an eight-count felony complaint filed in Superior Court in Los Angeles. In announcing the charges against the 67-year-old performer, prosecutors said they will ask a judge to set Jeremy’s bail at $6.6 million when he is arraigned later today.

As alleged in the complaint, Jeremy raped a 25-year-old woman at a West Hollywood residence in 2014. He is also accused of committing three separate sex crimes at a West Hollywood bar. Two women--ages 33 and 46--were attacked in 2017, while the third victim, 30, was allegedly forcibly raped by Jeremy in July 2019.

[Kepler]

Thailand is living through a performance art metaphor for conservatives.

Nobody in Lopburi seems to remember a time without the monkeys, with some speculating that the urban creep into nearby forest displaced the simians into the city. Residents have taken it upon themselves to feed the macaques to prevent clashes. But locals say the sugary diet of fizzy drinks, cereal and sweets has fuelled their sex lives.

“The more they eat, the more energy they have ... so they breed more,” says Pramot Ketampai, who manages the Prang Sam Yod temple’s surrounding shrines.

[Kepler]

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In other news, this morning I did one Google search on whether it is better to clip your toe nails dry or wet (Answer: dry if they are thin, wet if they are thick. You're welcome.)

Since then, every web page I have visited that manages to elude my ad blockers with in-line sponsored content headlines has been peppering me with toenail fungus cures.

Targeting is getting really good. This is within the same browser, although different sessions. I haven't tested to see if other browsers will return the same targeting data.

[Kepler]

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I have no idea who any of these people are. If I did the story might not be as strange, or it might be even stranger.

[Kepler]

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ITS GON

[Kepler]

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I grow... fatigued... with these people.

[Kepler]

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And who hasn't had this happen?

[LAKingsFan26]

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Now I have "I hold the microphone like a grudge" in my head.

Good line to have on your mind.

[Kepler]

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Now I have "I hold the microphone like a grudge" in my head.

[Slap Shot]

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This Rose Parade reboot is gritty. https://t.co/6UuabfBQvk

— Meg Gardiner (@MegGardiner1) May 27, 2020

Wait, what?

[dxmnkd316]

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This Rose Parade reboot is gritty. https://t.co/6UuabfBQvk

— Meg Gardiner (@MegGardiner1) May 27, 2020

[Kepler]

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My intuition from this headline is men and women are equally full of sh-t.

[Slap Shot]

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twss

(Most effective with sound on and without reading spoilers.)

Based on this woman's reaction I would marry her.

Gently applying her hand after the explosion is completely over is a perfect metaphor for the US coronavirus response

— mLong (@MikeTGLong) May 5, 2020

[Kepler]

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twss

(Most effective with sound on and without reading spoilers.)

Based on this woman's reaction I would marry her.