Dead Thread 2021 -- If you're reading this, it isn't you.

[Kepler]

Giving Connor Roy eulogizing Lester vibes

Makes sense. Kissinger was a sexual predator too.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Had no idea she was still alive.

We have been clearing the decks recently. Newt, Clarence, Grover, Dick, Lou, and Pat might want to keep an eye out.

I hope Jimmy buries them all.

I also had no idea she was still alive.

I guess that’s what happens when you retire at 75 rather than hanging on for dear life and destroying your legacy

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

“Henry Kissinger was a man I once met. He said some things. He had a family.”

Giving Connor Roy eulogizing Lester vibes

[Kepler]

Sandra Day O’Connor.

Had no idea she was still alive.

We have been clearing the decks recently. Newt, Clarence, Grover, Dick, Lou, and Pat might want to keep an eye out.

I hope Jimmy buries them all.

[Spartanforlife4]

Biden's statement on Kissinger is a masterclass is PR

“Henry Kissinger was a man I once met. He said some things. He had a family.”

[jericho]

Sandra Day O’Connor.

[dxmnkd316]

Biden's statement on Kissinger is a masterclass is PR

[Kepler]

Smells like crimes against humanity.

[Slap Shot]

He made it to 65, that's above par for a drunken Irishman.

Mike Myers without the mask

[Kepler]

Finally found someone who is saddened by Henry’s death:

the Yankees and the Steinbrenner family

That tracks.

I'm sure the Podheretz, Kristol, Kagan, Mearshemier, Huntington, Abrams, Perle, Krauthammer, Friedman, Bork, Scalia, Novak, Kirkpatrick, D'Souza, Bolton, Bush, and Cheney families are likewise in mourning.

You now, if instead of the Red Scare we had just deported those 20 families, we would have avoided about 97% of the mistakes of the last 50 years.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Finally found someone who is saddened by Henry’s death:

the Yankees and the Steinbrenner family

[Kepler]

Screw Kissinger.

Shane MacGowan has died.

A subtle warning of what a lifetime of drinking and drugging will get you.

He made it to 65, that's above par for a drunken Irishman.

[rufus]

Screw Kissinger.

Shane MacGowan has died.

A subtle warning of what a lifetime of drinking and drugging will get you.

[bronconick]

[dxmnkd316]

The “is Henry Kissinger dead yet” twatter account is having a moment

Bluesky devs showed a sustained traffic spike 2x normal