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  • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Jesus wasn't a zombie, Kepler.

    He was a lich.
    That would ruin the story tough. A lich is undead like a vampire.

    You gots to come back from the dead to impress the smooth brains.
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    • Crowdsourcing Hunky Jesus.
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      • Cornell University
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        • Hungry for salvation?

          Police in Kenya have exhumed at least 21 bodies while investigating a cult whose followers are believed to have starved themselves to death.

          The deceased are thought to have been followers of Christian cult leader Paul Makenzie Nthenge, who reportedly told them to starve themselves in order to "meet Jesus."

          "In total since [Thursday], we have 21 bodies," a police source told the AFP news agency on Friday.

          "We have not even scratched the surface which gives a clear indication that we are likely to get more bodies by the end of this exercise," the source added.

          Nthenge is the leader of the Good News International Church, which police allege "brainwashed" citizens into starving themselves to death.
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          • Today I discovered that people who read reddit on their iPacifiers really, really hate hegetsus ads.











            Last edited by Kepler; 05-13-2023, 05:51 AM.
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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              Today I discovered that people who read reddit on their iPacifiers really, really hate hegetsus ads.










              Jokes like that are all well and good, but don't expect us to come to your sleepovers as long as you continue to sleep under a tree at the top of a hill, even if Zeus, Thor et al. are firmly in your corner.

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              • I can think of something more offensive

                https://twitter.com/bishopbarron/sta...3v2cVkMjQylOVg

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                • A local megachurch is having a car show this weekend. This same megachurch has hosted Charlie Kirk and Eric Dump.

                  Where's JC with a whip when you need him?
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                  • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                    Where's JC with a whip when you need him?
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                    • Far right think tanks are shamelessly committing tax fraud (of course) and helping anonymous donors do the same.

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                      • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                        Far right think tanks are shamelessly committing tax fraud (of course) and helping anonymous donors do the same.
                        Think tank seems pretty generous.
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                        • It's June.

                          It means those of us in the LGBT community get together and celebrate our greatest accomplishments, such as stealing the rainbow from God.
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                          • Again, not a member of the LGBTQ community.

                            https://www.middletownpress.com/news...l-18127981.php
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                            • Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
                              It's June.

                              It means those of us in the LGBT community get together and celebrate our greatest accomplishments, such as stealing the rainbow from God.
                              More important, you helped eradicate nonexistent god from rainbows.

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                              • Pound them in.

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