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[Kepler]

Old wine in new bottles.

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Abraham ****s Hagar, a house girl.
Hagar gets pregnant with Ishmael.
Hagar and Ishmael get kicked out with virtually no assistance.

Adam, the First Man
Cain, the First Killer
Abraham, the First Republican

[LynahFan]

Didn’t let her have an abortion, no assistance? That tracks.

[MissThundercat]

Another example of how OT God is SOOOO loving:

Abraham ****s Hagar, a house girl.
Hagar gets pregnant with Ishmael.
Hagar and Ishmael get kicked out with virtually no assistance.

[Kepler]

"Psych!"

[MissThundercat]

Don't forget making his "Chosen People" wander the desert for 40 years because they didn't trust him enough. David Miscavige wishes he could pull that off.

And making his Chosen Person lay his son on a sacrificial altar before doing an "LOL, just kidding."

[FadeToBlack&Gold]

Lucifer in therapy:

"He slaughters people over some fruit; but I'm the bad guy?"

Don't forget making his "Chosen People" wander the desert for 40 years because they didn't trust him enough. David Miscavige wishes he could pull that off.

[MissThundercat]

God sucks.

Lucifer in therapy:

"He slaughters people over some fruit; but I'm the bad guy?"

[Kepler]

God sucks.

[dxmnkd316]

NYT looks into the "education" at Hasidic enclaves in Brooklyn, and it makes Mississippi seem like Harvard by comparison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/11/n...-new-york.html

The debate over this on Twitter has been entirely civil, as I'm sure you could imagine.

[unofan]

NYT looks into the "education" at Hasidic enclaves in Brooklyn, and it makes Mississippi seem like Harvard by comparison.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/11/n...-new-york.html

[Kepler]

Another credit to the cloth.

We'll see him run for office as a Republican soon.

[MissThundercat]

Every straight dude inevitably has to choose between making fun of astrology or getting laid.

[MissThundercat]

He's not wrong.

https://twitter.com/redpyrameadhead/...84962520821764

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Oh, this is hilarious

https://twitter.com/jessiejensen/sta...eiVoXdkyCODAOg