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  • Kepler
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    The Church of Herpa Derp.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Today, in chuckle****s doing chuckle**** things:

    There's a group of Evangelicals with big signs and a loudspeaker and a preacher who looks like a used car salesman annoying the hell out of everyone.

    I thought about giving them a dollar to shut up.

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  • MissThundercat
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    I stand corrected. A Google search confirms your point.

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  • dxmnkd316
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Christianity has to be the only religion with its own merchandise.
    How is that even reportedly true? Almost every religion has this.

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  • MissThundercat
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    I'm still perplexed at the idea I should worship someone who took a 3 day weekend for my sins.

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    Pedos and groomers!

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
    Maybe don't send your kid to a Jesus Madrassa...

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  • ScoobyDoo
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    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
    Jesus Christ…..





    ​​​​​…….would not have liked this.

    https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/g...htub-homework/
    jfc

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  • LynahFan
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    Jesus Christ…..





    ​​​​​…….would not have liked this.

    https://onlysky.media/hemant-mehta/g...htub-homework/

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  • MissThundercat
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    Christianity has to be the only religion with its own merchandise.

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  • Jimjamesak
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    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

    And if you don't do everything he says, he will send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and torture for all eternity...



    ...but he loves you!
    And he needs money.

    He always needs money.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

    And if you don't do everything he says, he will send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and torture for all eternity...



    ...but he loves you!
    Job. Good dude. Didn't do anything wrong.
    wrong. But caught leprosy and lost all his assets when God and the devil made a lunch time bet.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post

    There is ALWAYS a more probable explanation than an invisible, omniscient being who refuses to reveal that he exists.

    -Thomas Bayes
    And if you don't do everything he says, he will send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and torture for all eternity...



    ...but he loves you!

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  • LynahFan
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Things I've learned recently:

    Apostle Paul on the road to Damascus probably had schizo or some kind of psychosis.

    John, the guy who wrote Revelation, was a massive drunk to begin with. And Patmos is home to mushrooms that will make you trip balls. Which explains Revelation.
    There is ALWAYS a more probable explanation than an invisible, omniscient being who refuses to reveal that he exists.

    -Thomas Bayes

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  • MissThundercat
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    Things I've learned recently:

    Apostle Paul on the road to Damascus probably had schizo or some kind of psychosis.

    John, the guy who wrote Revelation, was a massive drunk to begin with. And Patmos is home to mushrooms that will make you trip balls. Which explains Revelation.

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