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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    I don't know where "all around the world same song" came from, but it fits.

    https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/calgary-b...bers-1.5767010
    Congregation votes to identify itself as bigoted.

    Good.

    Here's your sign.

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  • MissThundercat
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    I don't know where "all around the world same song" came from, but it fits.

    https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/calgary-b...bers-1.5767010

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  • MissThundercat
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    One thing I understand about Paul:

    Him being blinded on the way to Damascus and God telling him to basically knock that **** off was a delusion at best. And when he came back saying "do it my way or else," there's little wonder Peter and the other Apostles didn't receive him.

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    As gaudy as it is, I would take baroque over any church built since Vatican II. If you aren't going to give your billions to the poor like your paragon told you to, you may as well spend it like a drunken sailor.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
    Today in history: the Council of Trent, where Catholics and Protestants made the split official.
    The history of this council is hilarious. It ran almost twenty years. The delegates almost never showed up and instead used the excuse to whore, gamble, and pad their expense accounts, which proved the Protestants' point while apodictically demonstrating Catholicism is inherently better.

    It's also where the Church went nuts and started off Counter-Reformation Baroque, which is more gauch than Dump and more over-the-top than Michael Bay. I mean, what in the holy **** is this?!:

    Last edited by Kepler; 01-26-2022, 03:34 PM.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Today in history: the Council of Trent, where Catholics and Protestants made the split official.

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  • Kepler
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    Nope, nope, nope.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Caught with pants down; remains unremorseful. Geld him, refund everyone their money, and burn the place down.

    https://lm.facebook.com/l.php?u=http...Le4Smof1rgWOnz

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  • Kepler
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    I am Jesus' complete lack of surprise.

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  • Kepler
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    crotch goblins
    I've heard **** trophy before, but...

    ... huh.

    Upon further review:

    semen demon
    womb-wrecker
    curtain climber
    dream-killer
    cum cancer
    sh-t factory
    vaginal expulsion
    debt machine
    muff missile
    howler monkey

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    With the lower birth rate he is probably just worried they’ll run out of kids for priests to abuse

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    Never again do I want to hear anything about how liberal Francis is. He's basically a country club conservative.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
    Yeah **** the pope.

    he was saying some good stuff for a while here but that quite today was unnecessary and ridiculous.

    no crotch goblins from me. Dogs > humans
    Timcat > humans.

    I really, really miss Timcat.

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  • Deutsche Gopher Fan
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    Yeah **** the pope.

    he was saying some good stuff for a while here but that quite today was unnecessary and ridiculous.

    no crotch goblins from me. Dogs > humans

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  • FadeToBlack&Gold
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    In other news, a guy who never has to worry about money, will never himself be a parent, and won't allow his own subordinates to marry and become parents, is nevertheless still running around wagging his finger at us child-free folks and spouting pre-Vatican II opinions on Catholic mores. And still the Church wonders why it has a membership and attendance problem in the Western world.

    Matthew 7:5

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