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  • #121
    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

    Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
    No Megan/Meagan/Meghan/Meaghans?
    I have one Cousin Meghan.
    **NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.

    Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
    Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.

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    • #122
      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
      Not so much Catholic as Irish Catholic.

      I would say I knew a dozen Irish Catholic families growing up. Every one of them had a Patrick or a Michael, and many had both. They also had a ton of Margies or Jennys.
      Mom's side of the family is Irish. All had large families. No Patricks.

      Getting a Meghan as a daughter in law in 11 months.
      CCT '77 & '78
      4 kids
      5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
      1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

      ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
      - Benjamin Franklin

      Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

      I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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      • #123
        Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        JESUS CHRIST!
        37 is a lot?? I have a friend with 105 first cousins.
        Edit- his dad was one of 14 kids so that might give context
        Last edited by Deutsche Gopher Fan; 08-26-2019, 11:51 AM.

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        • #124
          Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

          14 is too many. Men should feel a responsibility to get snipped after #3.

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          • #125
            Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

            Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            37 is a lot?? I have a friend with 105 first cousins.
            That's grotesque.

            Have a kid. If you're truly narcissistic, have 2. But the world doesn't need any more of you than that.
            Cornell University
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            ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
            Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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            • #126
              Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

              IQ minus 100 divided by ten, rounded down That’s how many kids you get.

              Code:
              As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
College Hockey 6       College Football 0
BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • #127
                Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                IQ minus 100 divided by ten, rounded down That’s how many kids you get.

                First of all make sure the parens are in the right place. But even then, no thank you. Divide by 30 and we'll talk.

                Last edited by Kepler; 08-26-2019, 12:56 PM.
                Cornell University
                National Champion 1967, 1970
                ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                • #128
                  Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                  I always liked this sticker better

                  https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...m_very_family/

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                  • #129
                    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                    I have 4 first cousins...

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                    • #130
                      Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                      8 first cousins on my mom's (Catholic) side, 9 on my dad's (Irish Catholic). 20 total "kids" if you include me and my brothers. Mom was #2 of 7 and dad was #2 of 5.

                      2 Michaels, a Patrick, and a Megan.
                      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
                      Originally posted by Quizmire
                      mns, this is why i love you.
                      Originally posted by Markt
                      MNS - forking genius.
                      Originally posted by asterisk hat
                      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
                      Originally posted by hockeybando
                      I am a fan of MNS.

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                      • #131
                        Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                        I always liked this sticker better

                        https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comme...m_very_family/
                        Wow. That is awesome.
                        Cornell University
                        National Champion 1967, 1970
                        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                        Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                        • #132
                          Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                          No biological kids. Two siblings. No nieces or nephews. 4 uncles and aunts. 5 first cousins, all from the one aunt who didn't go to college.
                          Cornell University
                          National Champion 1967, 1970
                          ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                          Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                          • #133
                            Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                            Oklahoma!

                            https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dog-feces.html

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                            • #134
                              Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                              Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                              Oklahoma!

                              https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dog-feces.html
                              To paraphrase a Bill Maher bit, I have no proof this involves Christianity, I just know it's true.
                              Cornell University
                              National Champion 1967, 1970
                              ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                              Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                              • #135
                                Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                                Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                                14 is too many. Men should feel a responsibility to get snipped after #3.
                                Most of my family (outside my maternal grandparents, who had 3 kids) stopped at 2. "Never let 'em outnumber you." Truth.
                                Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                                Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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