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  • #61
    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
    Fixed to be way funnier.
    “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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    • #62
      Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

      Ok, I admit, I just wrote the first "R" name I thought of and didn't put much effort into it...
      Jordan Kawaguchi for Hobey!!
      Originally posted by Quizmire
      mns, this is why i love you.
      Originally posted by Markt
      MNS - forking genius.
      Originally posted by asterisk hat
      MNS - sometimes you gotta answer your true calling. I think yours is being a pimp.
      Originally posted by hockeybando
      I am a fan of MNS.

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      • #63
        Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

        Originally posted by MinnesotaNorthStar View Post
        Ok, I admit, I just wrote the first "R" name I thought of and didn't put much effort into it...
        A Rebecca* who calls the cops on black people goes by "Reba." I don't know if there is a Rachel equivalent.

        * Also good with money.
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        • #64
          Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post


          Fig. 1. A random chosen Rachel from the internet
          That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.

          Cornell '04, Stanford '06

          KDR

          Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
          iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
          gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
          Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
          Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
          TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
          DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.

          Test to see if I can add this.

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          • #65
            Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

            Originally posted by French Rage View Post
            That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.
            I know. She has been talking to me since I invoked her. I know her accent, cadence, and topics of conversation. And would it kill me to get some extra room for the baby?
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            • #66
              Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

              Nice planet.
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              • #67
                Originally posted by French Rage View Post
                That has to be a mathematical average of literally every Rachel in existence. At first glance it could be the wife of half of the guys I know from Long Island.
                Anti-semite!

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                • #68
                  Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                  Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
                  Anti-semite!
                  He's wrong, anyway. She's cute. She's easily in the top 10% of the Long Island gene pool. I come from a land not noted for our pulchritude.





                  Note: those three girls to the left are not related. That look accounts for 83% of all white women who graduate high school on Long Island each year.

                  I left.
                  Last edited by Kepler; 08-19-2019, 06:29 PM.
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                  • #69
                    Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                    Russian doctors who operated on radiated soldiers after that mystery explosion were tested for radiation themselves and were told "you vacationed in Thailand, must have eaten crab that was irradiated from Fukushima explosion."
                    “Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”

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                    • #70
                      Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                      Man, what's up with Mark Pavelich, the former UMD hockey star and a member of the Miracle on Ice team? Arrested on assault charges in which he is accused of seriously injuring a guy by beating him with a three foot metal pole, after they had been fishing together, because the guy "spiked his beer???" Then, when they search his house they find a shotgun cut down to an illegal length with the serial number filed off.

                      Family is suggesting it's the effect of CTE. If that's the case, they need to get the guy some serious help, stat.

                      https://www.startribune.com/mark-pav...ges/557735982/
                      That community is already in the process of dissolution where each man begins to eye his neighbor as a possible enemy, where non-conformity with the accepted creed, political as well as religious, is a mark of disaffection; where denunciation, without specification or backing, takes the place of evidence; where orthodoxy chokes freedom of dissent; where faith in the eventual supremacy of reason has become so timid that we dare not enter our convictions in the open lists, to win or lose.

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                      • #71
                        Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                        Originally posted by SJHovey View Post
                        Man, what's up with Mark Pavelich, the former UMD hockey star and a member of the Miracle on Ice team? Arrested on assault charges in which he is accused of seriously injuring a guy by beating him with a three foot metal pole, after they had been fishing together, because the guy "spiked his beer???" Then, when they search his house they find a shotgun cut down to an illegal length with the serial number filed off.

                        Family is suggesting it's the effect of CTE. If that's the case, they need to get the guy some serious help, stat.

                        https://www.startribune.com/mark-pav...ges/557735982/
                        CTE, or similar, is the rumor.
                        Never really developed a taste for tequila. Kind of hard to understand how you make a drink out of something that sharp, inhospitable. Now, bourbon is easy to understand.
                        Tastes like a warm summer day. -Raylan Givens

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                        • #72
                          Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                          They made a movie about this...

                          https://theconversation.com/cannibal...e-taboo-121678
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                          • #73
                            Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

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                            • #74
                              Re: Nice Planet 17: I Need a Cold ****ty Beer to Deal with You ***holes

                              Cities expending money fighting the Proud Boys and other white nationalist groups should appeal for federal counter-terrorism aid.

                              These are our ISIS. We should start taking them seriously.
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                              • #75
                                Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                                Yeah, but as we saw in Portland there were many more antifa than Proud Boys.
                                It's pretty much antifa's fault it cost so much.

                                Did I get that both-sidesism right?

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