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  • Matt Gaetz has had quite the last few days...
    "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
    -aparch

    "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
    -INCH

    Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
    -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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    • Yeah wow, we missed the beginning of gaetz fest.

      soumds like the Post has more coming out.

      another family values Republican

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      • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        Yeah wow, we missed the beginning of gaetz fest.

        soumds like the Post has more coming out.

        another family values Republican
        I’d ask how he hasn’t resigned yet but then I remembered Republican.
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        Applejack Tells You How UAA Is Doing...
        I spell Failure with UAF

        Originally posted by UAFIceAngel
        But let's be real...There are 40 some other teams and only two alaskan teams...the day one of us wins something big will be the day I transfer to UAA
        Originally posted by Doyle Woody
        Best sign by a visting Seawolf fan Friday went to a young man who held up a piece of white poster board that read: "YOU CAN'T SPELL FAILURE WITHOUT UAF."

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        • Hey, we're back!!

          Anything interesting happen in Congress while we were gone?
          What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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          • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
            Yeah wow, we missed the beginning of gaetz fest.

            soumds like the Post has more coming out.

            another family values Republican
            Any chance he had to dodge this died when he went on Tucker Carlson's Show and threw Tucker under the bus...while saying the DOJ had it out for him and was part of the extortion plot. Leaving aside the fact it was Bill Barr's DOJ that opened the investigation (bunch of Lib Commies!!1!) you don't openly antagonize the people who have access to all of the charges and evidence. They are going to make sure even the smallest pieces of evidence leak out and bury you. If he had just played it normal (i.e. how he did the first 12 hours of the scandal) it probably fizzles out. He threw a rock at a soldier holding a gun...not a good plan.

            I did like how he tried to play off the prostitution angle by saying he was just "generous" with his lovers. He couldnt even stop himself from giggling over the lameness of that.
            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
            -aparch

            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
            -INCH

            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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            • Probably figures that he can be Donald's VP in 2024 in today's Republican Party
              "I went over the facts in my head, and admired how much uglier the situation had just become. Over the years I've learned that ignorance is more than just bliss. It's freaking orgasmic ecstasy".- Harry Dresden, Blood Rites


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              • New randy rainbow

                https://mobile.twitter.com/RandyRain...65106160574467

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                • Great song. Great job as always RR.

                  I cannot imagine what he will do to Gaetz.

                  We got any nice pedophilia songs in the repertoire? "I Know Things Now"?


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                  • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    I did like how he tried to play off the prostitution angle by saying he was just "generous" with his lovers. He couldnt even stop himself from giggling over the lameness of that.
                    The escort defense of "I was just paying for dinner!" has such a successful history...


                    I'd say this guy is toast but the modern GOP has less than zero shame. I wouldn't be surprised if he refused to resign even if indicted. A competent Republican Party would quietly tell him they're going to primary him if he refuses to avoid another Roy Moore/Doug Jones situation, but are there any adults left with any say left in the party?


                    One interesting factoid. Last month our worthless former President listed who he felt was the future of the party. Gaetz was conspicuously absent.
                    I gotta little bit of smoke and a whole lotta wine...

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                    • Originally posted by Swansong View Post

                      The escort defense of "I was just paying for dinner!" has such a successful history...


                      I'd say this guy is toast but the modern GOP has less than zero shame. I wouldn't be surprised if he refused to resign even if indicted. A competent Republican Party would quietly tell him they're going to primary him if he refuses to avoid another Roy Moore/Doug Jones situation, but are there any adults left with any say left in the party?


                      One interesting factoid. Last month our worthless former President listed who he felt was the future of the party. Gaetz was conspicuously absent.
                      If only he was female. Like the dem who resigned because of the pics leaked

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                      • Originally posted by Swansong View Post

                        The escort defense of "I was just paying for dinner!" has such a successful history...


                        I'd say this guy is toast but the modern GOP has less than zero shame. I wouldn't be surprised if he refused to resign even if indicted. A competent Republican Party would quietly tell him they're going to primary him if he refuses to avoid another Roy Moore/Doug Jones situation, but are there any adults left with any say left in the party?


                        One interesting factoid. Last month our worthless former President listed who he felt was the future of the party. Gaetz was conspicuously absent.
                        I dunno...the day the story broke he was already trying to play up how he was going to leave Congress to join Newsmax. I see a "rehab stint" in his future followed by "spending more time with Nestor".

                        edit: Oh Boy

                        Folks won’t be surprised that bizarre claims are being made about me shortly after I decided to take on the most powerful institutions in the Beltway: the establishment; the FBI; the Biden Justice Department; the Cheney political dynasty; even the Justice Department under Trump.

                        Yes, just like the mafia, the D.C. swamp protects its “made men.” Since I’m taking my turn under the gun, let me address the allegations against me directly. First, I have never, ever paid for sex. And second, I, as an adult man, have not slept with a 17-year-old.

                        Predictably, the anti-Trump cheerleaders such as Meghan McCain, Bill Kristol, and sadly, some of my feckless colleagues in Congress are going to call for me to resign.
                        He wrote that in an op-ed in the Washington Examiner.

                        He is definitely gonna be going "away" for 28 days in the next few years.
                        Last edited by Handyman; 04-05-2021, 03:17 PM.
                        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                        -aparch

                        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                        -INCH

                        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                        • Now we know why he keeps Nestor around though. First, doesn't look so suspicious having young girls hanging around, and 2. Nestor probably has some pretty hot friends.

                          Wonder if they come over for 'sleepovers'?
                          What kind of cheese are you planning to put on top?

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                          • Originally posted by rufus View Post
                            Now we know why he keeps Nestor around though. First, doesn't look so suspicious having young girls hanging around, and 2. Nestor probably has some pretty hot friends.

                            Wonder if they come over for 'sleepovers'?
                            Nah there is one part missing from the scandal...and Nestor fills it.
                            "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                            -aparch

                            "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                            -INCH

                            Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                            -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                            • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

                              Nah there is one part missing from the scandal...and Nestor fills it.
                              Fills it...literally!

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                              • Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
                                Fills it...literally!


                                BTW psych I believe mentioned a few weeks back how Schumer believed they could get 2 more Reconciliation votes this year...

                                https://twitter.com/Fly_Sistah/statu...10289556688897

                                The Senate parliamentarian ruled Monday that Democrats can use special budgetary rules to avoid a GOP filibuster on two more pieces of legislation, setting the stage for President Biden's infrastructure agenda to pass in two packages with simple-majority votes.

                                It's a win for Senate Majority Leader Charles Schumer (D-N.Y.) that allows him to pass Biden's $2.25 trillion package by revising the fiscal 2021 Budget Resolution.

                                Schumer could pass a budget resolution for fiscal 2022 to do a third reconciliation package for the second half of the Biden infrastructure agenda. Or the fiscal 2021 budget could be revised a third time to set up a third reconciliation package.

                                Top Schumer aides had argued to parliamentarian Elizabeth MacDonough last month that Section 304 of the Congressional Budget Act of 1974 allows them to revise the budget resolution for fiscal 2021 to create additional reconciliation instructions, setting up pathways to pass two more bills this year with only a simple majority in the 50-50 Senate.

                                "The Parliamentarian has advised that a revised budget resolution may contain budget reconciliation instructions. This confirms the Leader’s interpretation of the Budget Act and allows Democrats additional tools to improve the lives of Americans if Republican obstruction continues," a spokesperson for Schumer said in a statement Monday. "While no decisions have been made on a legislative path forward using Section 304 and some parameters still need to be worked out, the Parliamentarian’s opinion is an important step forward that this key pathway is available to Democrats if needed."
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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