117th Congress: DEMS IN DISARRAY!!!111!!

[Kepler]

And Donalds picks up another vote.

[Kepler]

Donalds, the 20th who switched from McCarthy to Jordan, now changes to Donalds in round 4.

Poser alert.

[Kepler]

We need a scoreboard that just tracks deltas from the prior round. This is not riveting television.

[Kepler]

This whole story is so absurd I truly don't know what to make of it. There is so much "but wait, there's more!"

Welcome to Performative Democacy.

[French Rage]

Is quorum really just having one guy count with his pen?

[Swansong]

This whole story is so absurd I truly don't know what to make of it. There is so much "but wait, there's more!"

[Kepler]

My god, what a headline of fungal poison:

Marjorie Taylor Greene Rages At Tulsi Gabbard For Not Going Easy On George Santos

Also note that HuffPo cannot handle basic grammatical punctuation.

[ScoobyDoo]

Lmfao

[Handyman]

Ok this tweet has me rollin

https://***********/santos4congress/...u8Jk2CDycxF9Fg

https://***********/blaustein/status...09002505416705

"I was initially cast to play Sam Malone on Cheers. Ted Danson was my stand-in. The night before the pilot, my grandmother dropped a pot of homemade matzoh ball soup on my cat. I had to call in sick." -George Santos

[Kepler]

I had no idea we almost got rid of the EC in 1934.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

Ok this tweet has me rollin

https://***********/santos4congress/...u8Jk2CDycxF9Fg

[Handyman]

Its like that Rabbi on Curb who said his "Brother Died on 9/11" but he was a bike messenger nowhere near the towers. He just happened to die on September 11th...

What are the chances she is actually alive and living in FL?

BTW apparently this dude is wanted in Brazil if rumors are true.

edit: Before he lied about his mom being the first female exec at her firm he said she ran a non-profit. Its like he doesn't realize the internet is forever.

[Deutsche Gopher Fan]

He lied about his mom dying lol

he has a disease. It’s called lieabetes

https://***********/jacobrubashkin/s...bngcPtaYFURO7g

[Swansong]

They only need him in office until he votes for Neuter McCarthy to be speaker, and then suddenly "new information has come to light" and they'll force him out.

[Handyman]

The GOP is not helping Santos out much...hell the Republican DA of Nassau County is investigating him and Senator Collins is openly ripping him on tv!