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  • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

    LOL.

    Saul/Paul never had a change of heart, he was always a RWA. He went from persecuting Christians to persecuting for Christians.

    Jesus : Paul :: Lenin : Stalin

    They each fucked it up for the rest of us.

    Too short, read more:

    My abbreviated history of Christianity:
    1. Here’s John the Baptist. He’s a crazy old man but essentially the same as any prophetic Jeremiah of the OT. But he’s in the EXACT right place at the right time, because…
    2. Here’s Jesus. He’s a Good Guy with good ideas. There are a lot of these guys floating around in the Levantine soup – it’s like Great Awakening Upstate New York -- but he makes it big.
    3. Here’s Paul. He’s a right wing authoritarian. He goes from persecuting Christians to persecuting for Christians. His epistles are chock full of anger, paranoia, and hysteria. He’s the villain of the piece.
    4. Jesus does his thing, with or without the third day (season to taste). Paul wins the succession struggle. Jesus : Paul :: Lenin : Stalin. Christianity starts to get nasty.
    5. Here comes Augustine. Another jerk. After half a life as an irresponsible playboy he fucks over the woman who loves him, crawls home to an overbearing and shrill fanatical mother, and then spits out tomes demonizing women and setting Christianity on the road to misogyny for the next 1500 years.
    6. The monastic orders house Volcels who spend their time lusting after the women they can’t have and tweeting about how all women are whores out of spite. There is the occasional Good Guy among them but he either keeps his head down or gets murdered by the Episco-PO-lice.
    7. Holy Mother Church monetizes the operation and the Petrine mafia runs an extractive commercial empire like the US. We use missiles, Rome uses missals (get it?!, nyuck nyuck).
    8. Luther and Calvin show up, call BS on the money part but lean into the women and sex hating again because monks are bent in the head.
    9. Post-Enlightenment, sane people either give it all up as a terrible detour or vaguely embody Jesus' original good ideas while ignoring all the reactionary or commercial idiocy. The authoritarians double down on the viciousness and are DTF where F stands for murder. Christendom splits into thirds: intellectuals who've seen enough; kind average people who ignore the BS and stress the good lessons; and sociopath wolves leading cretinous sheep to the slaughter.
    This is great
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    Originally posted by SanTropez
    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
    Originally posted by Kepler
    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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    • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
      What's funny is he is still going. I am pretty sure he is trolling me at this point but hey I am bored doing Zoom office hours so I could care. what is funny though is he just liked another person's tweet that said the same thing I did. I think he misread it :^) I did enjoy him calling me an ******* while also saying I shouldn't act like he is in 5th grade! Ironic cause I was about to tell him he must have failed fifth grade if he doesn't see how wrong he is :^D

      This guy stinks of Qucumber...his "theories" trump facts. I am not even sure he is a Lib sounds like an uneducated rube who votes for whoever has the most enjoyable ads.

      edit: yeah this guy is just an idiot...gotta be part Qucumber.
      Who is this?
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      Originally posted by SanTropez
      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
      Originally posted by Kepler
      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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      • Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post

        Who is this?
        Some rando on Twitter.
        "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
        -aparch

        "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
        -INCH

        Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
        -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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        • https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1382204990169739265

          Joel Greenberg has been cooperating with the DOJ’s investigation into allegations of sex trafficking against Rep. Gaetz since last year, according to the NY Times.
          Ummm...Matt now might be the time to go to the "spa"!
          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
          -aparch

          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
          -INCH

          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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          • Holy carp. This is amazing
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            Originally posted by SanTropez
            May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
            Originally posted by bigblue_dl
            I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
            Originally posted by Kepler
            When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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            • Originally posted by Handyman View Post

              The Constitution is to "Euro-Centric" because it was written by White People. Minnesota will outlaw it soon...

              (for those wondering I am only half kidding...the Libs in charge of MDE are having a moment)
              Stahhhhhhhp.
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              • Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post

                Uhhh...while Stalin is one of the biggest sociopathic butchers of all time, I'm pretty sure Lenin killed plenty of adversaries during and after the Revolution, and not just the rich.
                Hey, Jesus came with a sword... ;-)

                I was torn between Lenin : Stalin for the succession struggle and Marx : Stalin for the worm in the apple. Yes, I was aware of the discordancy when I wrote it. Fair point.

                Jesus : Paul : Augustine :: Marx : Lenin : Stalin

                Last edited by Kepler; 04-14-2021, 09:05 AM.
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                • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1382204990169739265



                  Ummm...Matt now might be the time to go to the "spa"!
                  Chances are better than not that much of the rest of the G(r)OPers are looking over their shoulders.
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                  "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                  • Originally posted by St. Clown View Post

                    Chances are better than not that much of the rest of the G(r)OPers are looking over their shoulders.
                    That's what I was thinking.

                    The Republicans were right. There really was a pedophile ring. It's just the call was coming from inside their own house.

                    Please oh please oh please be Lindsey and Ted. I don't ask for much.

                    I know, they aren't the types. Gym Jordan, OTOH...
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                    ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
                    Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020

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                    • Loving the current defense. "Project Veritas exposed CNN!"

                      the state of hockey is good

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                      • Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                        Loving the current defense. "Project Veritas exposed CNN!"
                        Huh? Is Gaetz saying that or something?

                        These people and their followers are so dumb.
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                        ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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                        • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                          Stahhhhhhhp.
                          No. I am an educator and what is being done by a certain segment of the Libs in control of the MDE is an affront to education. I have every right to rip them a new one because they want to change the history of the country.

                          Don't like it...too bad old man! ;^)
                          "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                          -aparch

                          "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                          -INCH

                          Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                          -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                          • Originally posted by Kepler View Post

                            Huh? Is Gaetz saying that or something?

                            These people and their followers are so dumb.
                            Yeah he's been using his Twitter to try and deflect attention there.
                            the state of hockey is good

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                            • Originally posted by state of hockey View Post
                              Loving the current defense. "Project Veritas exposed CNN!"
                              More likely "Project Veritas exposed themselves" just like Qolorado Qucumbers husband! ;^)
                              "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                              -aparch

                              "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                              -INCH

                              Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                              -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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                              • Originally posted by state of hockey View Post

                                Yeah he's been using his Twitter to try and deflect attention there.
                                Good god...his father must want to smack him.
                                "It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
                                -aparch

                                "Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
                                -INCH

                                Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
                                -ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007

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