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Basically, he lived very hedonistically as a young man, then converted to Christianity later on and told everyone not to do any of the things (kinky extramartial sex, heavy drinking, dabbling in other faiths) he had done. He also left a long-time lover to prepare to marry a preteen girl for her money, but then decided to become a priest before the marriage happened. -
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Beautifully stated. Perfection.Originally posted by Kepler View Post**NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.
Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.Comment
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Is it wrong that just seeing this part quoted, but before scrolling down, I figured it was about Paul?Originally posted by Kepler View Post
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Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.
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Well that should help with their issue getting women to vote for them..."It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
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Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
-ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007Comment
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Great summary of every Dem Senator's position on killing the filibuster.
We're 46-3-1.
It would be funny if a bunch of Republicans jumped on board assuming they will take the Senate back in 2022.Cornell University
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LOL.Originally posted by French Rage View Post
Saul/Paul never had a change of heart, he was always a RWA. He went from persecuting Christians to persecuting for Christians.
Jesus : Paul :: Lenin : Stalin
They each ****ed it up for the rest of us.
Too short, read more:
My abbreviated history of Christianity:- Here’s John the Baptist. He’s a crazy old man but essentially the same as any prophetic Jeremiah of the OT. But he’s in the EXACT right place at the right time, because…
- Here’s Jesus. He’s a Good Guy with good ideas. There are a lot of these guys floating around in the Levantine soup – it’s like Great Awakening Upstate New York -- but he makes it big.
- Here’s Paul. He’s a right wing authoritarian. He goes from persecuting Christians to persecuting for Christians. His epistles are chock full of anger, paranoia, and hysteria. He’s the villain of the piece.
- Jesus does his thing, with or without the third day (season to taste). Paul wins the succession struggle. Jesus : Paul :: Lenin : Stalin. Christianity starts to get nasty.
- Here comes Augustine. Another jerk. After half a life as an irresponsible playboy he ****s over the woman who loves him, crawls home to an overbearing and shrill fanatical mother, and then spits out tomes demonizing women and setting Christianity on the road to misogyny for the next 1500 years.
- The monastic orders house Volcels who spend their time lusting after the women they can’t have and tweeting about how all women are whores out of spite. There is the occasional Good Guy among them but he either keeps his head down or gets murdered by the Episco-PO-lice.
- Holy Mother Church monetizes the operation and the Petrine mafia runs an extractive commercial empire like the US. We use missiles, Rome uses missals (get it?!, nyuck nyuck).
- Luther and Calvin show up, call BS on the money part but lean into the women and sex hating again because monks are bent in the head.
- Post-Enlightenment, sane people either give it all up as a terrible detour or vaguely embody Jesus' original good ideas while ignoring all the reactionary or commercial idiocy. The authoritarians double down on the viciousness and are DTF where F stands for murder. Christendom splits into thirds: intellectuals who've seen enough; kind average people who ignore the BS and stress the good lessons; and sociopath wolves leading cretinous sheep to the slaughter.
Last edited by Kepler; 04-13-2021, 03:43 PM.Cornell University
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Did you have something to say regarding an idiot’s understanding of how the president sets rules for the Senate and filibuster rules?Originally posted by Handyman View Post"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
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Yeah that guy was a gem...Originally posted by St. Clown View Post
For those that didn't see in the comments some schmuck decided to backhandedly rip Biden for not using Executive Orders to outlaw the Senate Filibuster."It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
-aparch
"Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
-ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007Comment
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LMAOOriginally posted by Handyman View Post
No one reads the Constitution anymore. We should teach it in school. I think we still have those.**NOTE: The misleading post above was brought to you by Reynold's Wrap and American Steeples, makers of Crosses.
Originally Posted by dropthatpuck-Scooby's a lost cause.
Originally Posted by First Time, Long Time-Always knew you were nothing but a troll.Comment
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The Constitution is to "Euro-Centric" because it was written by White People. Minnesota will outlaw it soon...Originally posted by ScoobyDoo View Post
(for those wondering I am only half kidding...the Libs in charge of MDE are having a moment)"It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
-aparch
"Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
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Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
-ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007Comment
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Uhhh...while Stalin is one of the biggest sociopathic butchers of all time, I'm pretty sure Lenin killed plenty of adversaries during and after the Revolution, and not just the rich.Originally posted by Kepler View PostComment
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That made me laugh, but also made me sad. A reminder that the left has some dumb-dumbs too, and that authoritarianism appeals to some people of all political stripes who've had their fill of limp-dicked, do-nothing centrists playing by the rules set by our ruling class.Originally posted by Handyman View PostComment
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What's funny is he is still going. I am pretty sure he is trolling me at this point but hey I am bored doing Zoom office hours so I could care. what is funny though is he just liked another person's tweet that said the same thing I did. I think he misread it :^) I did enjoy him calling me an ******* while also saying I shouldn't act like he is in 5th grade! Ironic cause I was about to tell him he must have failed fifth grade if he doesn't see how wrong he is :^D
This guy stinks of Qucumber...his "theories" trump facts. I am not even sure he is a Lib sounds like an uneducated rube who votes for whoever has the most enjoyable ads.
edit: yeah this guy is just an idiot...gotta be part Qucumber.Last edited by Handyman; 04-13-2021, 05:31 PM."It's as if the Drumpf Administration is made up of the worst and unfunny parts of the Cleveland Browns, Washington Generals, and the alien Mon-Stars from Space Jam."
-aparch
"Scenes in "Empire Strikes Back" that take place on the tundra planet Hoth were shot on the present-day site of Ralph Engelstad Arena."
-INCH
Of course I'm a fan of the Vikings. A sick and demented Masochist of a fan, but a fan none the less.
-ScoobyDoo 12/17/2007Comment
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Matt gaetz is fuuuucked. And not in the underage way he enjoysComment
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