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  • #976
    Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

    Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
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    • #977
      Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

      Arkansas is near last in the country in everything important, but thanks to their legislature, it's now against the law to call almond milk almond milk because "almonds don't lactate." You also can't call something like Beyond Meat "meat" because... reasons.
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      • #978
        Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

        Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
        Arkansas is near last in the country in everything important, but thanks to their legislature, it's now against the law to call almond milk almond milk because "almonds don't lactate." You also can't call something like Beyond Meat "meat" because... reasons.
        The almond milk thing is bigger than Arkansas. Dairy farmers are behind the lobbying of labeling it "milk" or not.

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        • #979
          Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

          Originally posted by MissThundercat View Post
          Arkansas is near last in the country in everything important, but thanks to their legislature, it's now against the law to call almond milk almond milk because "almonds don't lactate." You also can't call something like Beyond Meat "meat" because... reasons.
          I wouldn't necessarily have a problem with the latter one. Stuff like Impossible Burger or Beyond Meat is highly processed and made in a lab, like the slurry that goes into chicken nuggets. No one really knows what all is in it, other than presumably a lot of soy, something called heme that makes it taste "meaty", and Cthulhu knows what other chemicals and binders.

          But I get the sentiment. The South should have bigger issues to worry about than this.

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          • #980
            Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

            I like Almond Milk...but it is not milk. I cant get too upset about it if people think it should be changed. Especially since cow milk is awful and not supposed to be drank that often anyways past infancy Better for Almond Milk to not associate
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            • #981
              Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
              I like Almond Milk...but it is not milk. I cant get too upset about it if people think it should be changed. Especially since cow milk is awful and not supposed to be drank that often anyways past infancy Better for Almond Milk to not associate
              We live in the heart of dairy land, and one of my best friends is a retired dairy cow vet, but we drink Almond Milk. We thin it down with a little high-end paint thinner, of course.

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              • #982
                Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                I prefer the term “nut juice.”

                Just think of the marketing possibilities.
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                • #983
                  Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                  Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                  I like Almond Milk...but it is not milk. I cant get too upset about it if people think it should be changed. Especially since cow milk is awful and not supposed to be drank that often anyways past infancy Better for Almond Milk to not associate

                  Thanks, "Snatch."


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                  Tommy: It's not in sync with evolution.
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                  Tommy: Cows have only been domesticated for the last eight thousand years. Before that, they were running around mad as lorries. The human digestive system hasn't got used to dairy products yet.
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                  • #984
                    Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                    Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                    I prefer the term “nut juice.”

                    Just think of the marketing possibilities.
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                    • #985
                      Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                      Originally posted by LynahFan View Post
                      I prefer the term “nut juice.”

                      Just think of the marketing possibilities.
                      There’s always the nipple milk too
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                      • #986
                        Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                        Welcome to Texas, where cities can no longer prevent Chik-Fil-A from setting up a location. Secede already!

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                          • #988
                            Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                            Originally posted by aparch View Post
                            'Discrimination is not tolerated in Texas. So join with me in purchasing this delicious hate-chicken sandwich, where profits from our purchases will be donated to a charitible organization that discriminates against others!'
                            I wish they'd secede already.
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                            • #989
                              Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                              Because of course.

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                              He's married, too. You know, the party of family values.

                              I'm only amazed he isn't also a pastor.
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                              • #990
                                Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Because of course.



                                He's married, too. You know, the party of family values.

                                I'm only amazed he isn't also a pastor.
                                Typical.
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