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  • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

    Originally posted by burd View Post
    [T]here is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
    Tooth extraction.
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    • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

      Originally posted by Handyman View Post
      If you run middle of the road vodka through a Brita filter like twice it becomes top shelf.
      I think that's true going from bottom to middle shelf, where the difference is whatever godawful carcinogenic minerals are in it. I don't think it's true going from middle to top but I've never been a fan of liquor at all. Beer is all I need.

      That would have been a cool experiment with my Wondergirl, though.
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      • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

        Originally posted by FadeToBlack&Gold View Post
        IIRC, Mythbusters ran this experiment years ago, and while the professional vodka taster they brought in correctly ranked all 10 filtrations, Kari Byron thought the least filtered shot was the best one.
        Penn and Tell did something similar with food on Bullsh-t to demonstrate the power of presentation. I don't know if the taster was a professional but they used food like Kraft Mac & Cheese and MacDonalds but did a gorgeous haute cuisine presentation of it with tiny portions and fancypants garnishes. It worked -- you taste what you think you're tasting. Your brain is awesome.
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        • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

          Originally posted by Kepler View Post
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          • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
            It's a term of art in food science. I have a friend whose doctorate involved the mouthfeel of Twinkies. It had biochemistry in it that is well beyond every person on this forum.

            Foodies are weird people to me but I don't get why they threaten or anger some. Think of them as cosplay eaters.
            I dont get them but they dont bug me much. I usually nod and smile if their story goes on too long. I dont care enough either way to want to know details beyond the basics...is the food good? Is the restaurant nice? What is the price point? Is there lots of menu options.
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            • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
              ..... have a friend whose doctorate involved the mouthfeel of Twinkies..


              Student loans??
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              • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post


                Student loans??
                She was hired by Nabisco out of grad school for $200k a year. In 1988.

                Still laughing?

                Like I said, she knows more chemistry than 90% of chemical engineers. She just likes making cookies.
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                • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                  She was hired by Nabisco out of grad school for $200k a year. In 1988.

                  Still laughing?
                  Yes.

                  Doctoral thesis on twinkle mouthfeel?

                  Mookie will be giggling for a month
                  a legend and an out of work bum look a lot alike, daddy.

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                  • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                    I dont get them but they dont bug me much. I usually nod and smile if their story goes on too long. I dont care enough either way to want to know details beyond the basics...is the food good? Is the restaurant nice? What is the price point? Is there lots of menu options.
                    But that's a bore, not a foody. They aren't identical. Several of my hockey friends are foodies (it's an Ivy hazard) but they don't inflict their discussions of the finer comparisons of legumes on me. But they could go at it for hours and enjoy it. The world needs more pleasure; I'm all for it (as long as I don''t have to be there.)

                    As people who spend all day on a college hockey message board, we should talk.
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                    • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                      Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                      Yes.

                      Doctoral thesis on twinkle mouthfeel?

                      Mookie will be giggling for a month
                      Nobody made more or better jokes about it than she.

                      The dissertation was not "on" Twinkies mouthfeel, by the way. It was on how the body sends texture and consistency signals to the brain. And then she got a job in how to monetize it.
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                      • Originally posted by mookie1995 View Post
                        Yes.

                        Doctoral thesis on twinkle mouthfeel?

                        Mookie will be giggling for a month
                        Costco is selling Twinkies and Cupcakes in a single package/box. 20 of each all for $6.99. Close to a best seller.
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                        • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                          Originally posted by joecct View Post
                          Costco is selling Twinkies and Cupcakes in a single package/box. 20 of each all for $6.99. Close to a best seller.
                          That should be by prescription only.

                          Honestly I could eat Hostess Cupcakes until I pop. There's no off swtich for that. Take Twinkies as the counter-example: the first Twinkie is heaven, the second is a chore, the third is inedible. But the 19th Hostess Cupcake is as delicious as the first. And don't get me started on their Fruit Pies.
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                          • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                            Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                            She was hired by Nabisco out of grad school for $200k a year. In 1988.

                            Still laughing?

                            Like I said, she knows more chemistry than 90% of chemical engineers. She just likes making cookies.
                            That’s not hard. Chemical engineers aren’t chemists. Chemists are.
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                            He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                            • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                              Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                              That’s not hard. Chemical engineers aren’t chemists. Chemists are.
                              What about the as-sholes that figure out how to make breast milk with petroleum? The ones at Cornell seemed to study a ton of chemistry. They, the physicists, and the pure math people were truly impressive; everybody else in the Eng school seemed to be a glorified plumber.
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                              • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                What about the as-sholes that figure out how to make breast milk with petroleum? The ones at Cornell seemed to study a ton of chemistry.
                                Chemists. The engineers are the ones who made it profitable. But then again, we wouldn’t have penicillin without a chemical engineer scaling it up. So let’s call it a wash.
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                                Originally posted by bigblue_dl
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                                Originally posted by Kepler
                                When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                                He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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