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  • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

    Originally posted by Handyman View Post
    To be fair though...there is no more white audience than Gopher Hockey Fans
    Whiouxville fans?
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    • Originally posted by Handyman View Post
      To be fair though...there is no more white audience than Gopher Hockey Fans
      St. Cloud?

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      • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

        Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
        St. Cloud?
        Nah. We always have curious Asians students in the stands for a few games each year, and the one or two black Canadians.
        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

        "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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        • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

          Originally posted by Handyman View Post
          ... and they have Avocado Toast samplers ...
          So what started this recent societal fascination with avocado toast?
          The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

          North Dakota Hockey:

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          • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

            Originally posted by Handyman View Post
            Uh genius...I am FOR the changing of the Lake from Calhoun to the original Native Name. Just stay out of this one Ivory Tower we can handle it without your (lack of) expertise. I am sure there is a sale at Whole Foods and they have Avocado Toast samplers that are more up your alley
            I only wish I'd stayed in the ivory tower. It's like that bumper sticker, "the more I see of people the more I like my dog." I deliberately dropped off the academic conveyor belt to live in the "real" world but the more I see of "real" people the more I like academics.
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            • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

              Originally posted by Deutsche Gopher Fan View Post
              St. Cloud?
              Technically Vermont, Maine, New Hampshire, North Dakota, and Wisconsin
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              College Hockey 6       College Football 0
              BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
              Originally posted by SanTropez
              May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
              Originally posted by bigblue_dl
              I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
              Originally posted by Kepler
              When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
              He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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              • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                So what started this recent societal fascination with avocado toast?
                Very good question. My guess would be the avocado lobby.

                I never thought it was a real thing until the pricey barista-infested joint in RTC started serving it. Non-ironically. I think.

                Per WaPo, it's Pepper Potts' fault.

                Probably the most prominent moment in avocado toast history, however, was when Paltrow included a recipe for it in her 2013 cookbook, “It’s All Good.” In it, she acknowledges how stupidly simple it is: “Truthfully this is one ‘recipe’ both Julia [co-author] and I make and eat most often! And it’s not even a recipe,” she writes. “It’s the holy trinity of Vegenaise, avocado and salt that makes this like a favorite pair of jeans — so reliable and easy and always just what you want.” (In her new cookbook, “It’s All Easy,” she includes three recipes for avocado toast.)

                Food bloggers started copying her recipe and introducing their own versions. Bon App├ętit magazine published a recipe for “Your New Avocado Toast” in its January 2015 issue. It’s on T-shirts. In March, viral worlds briefly collided when Meryl Streep was turned into avocado toast on the @tasteofstreep Instagram.
                Last edited by Kepler; 04-29-2019, 03:59 PM.
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                • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                  Originally posted by The Sicatoka View Post
                  So what started this recent societal fascination with avocado toast?
                  Millennials heard that avocado had healthy fat, very filling. They like eating cheap, ergo toast. And thus $7 avocado on toast menu items came into being.
                  "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                  "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

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                  • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                    Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                    Very good question. My guess would be the avocado lobby.

                    I never thought it was a real thing until the pricey barista-infested joint in RTC started serving it. Non-ironically. I think.
                    I recently saw it at f-cking Tobie's Restaurant in Hinckley, MN
                    Code:
                    As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                    College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                    BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                    Originally posted by SanTropez
                    May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                    Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                    I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                    Originally posted by Kepler
                    When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                    He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                    • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                      Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                      Very good question. My guess would be the avocado lobby.

                      I never thought it was a real thing until the pricey barista-infested joint in RTC started serving it. Non-ironically. I think.
                      I want to stab myself in the eyes after reading the Origins section on Wikipedia.

                      Edit: It gets worse...
                      Code:
                      As of 9/21/10:         As of 9/13/10:
                      College Hockey 6       College Football 0
                      BTHC 4                 WCHA FC:  1
                      Originally posted by SanTropez
                      May your paint thinner run dry and the fleas of a thousand camels infest your dead deer.
                      Originally posted by bigblue_dl
                      I don't even know how to classify magic vagina smoke babies..
                      Originally posted by Kepler
                      When the giraffes start building radio telescopes they can join too.
                      He's probably going to be a superstar but that man has more baggage than North West

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                      • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                        Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                        I recently saw it at f-cking Tobie's Restaurant in Hinckley, MN
                        I'll never look at their cinnamon buns the same ever again.
                        "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984

                        "One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir

                        "Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth

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                        • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                          I find avocados disgusting...I would sooner shoot myself than eat Avocado toast
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                          • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                            Originally posted by dxmnkd316 View Post
                            I want to stab myself in the eyes after reading the Origins section on Wikipedia.

                            Edit: It gets worse...
                            And here I thought we could just blame The Avengers and Audi.
                            https://youtu.be/F6d-LqmvLsA?t=65

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                            Last edited by The Sicatoka; 04-29-2019, 04:11 PM.
                            The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.

                            North Dakota Hockey:

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                            • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                              Originally posted by Handyman View Post
                              I find avocados disgusting...
                              Full agreement. Texture, color, and flavor: 0 x 3.
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                              • Re: The States: North Dakota is Still the Worst

                                Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                                Full agreement. Texture, color, and flavor: 0 x 3.
                                Salt and pepper right out of the skin, yum. But I don't eat bread so no toast
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