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  • SonofSouthie
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    How do you get an Irishman up on the roof?

    Tell him drinks are on the house.

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  • MissThundercat
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    Walked in on my partner having sex with her personal trainer.

    Me: Okay, this isn't working out.

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  • St. Clown
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    NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

    They're calling it the Apollo G.

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  • St. Clown
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    What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

    An irr-elephant.

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  • state of hockey
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    When a coworker learned I am autistic they asked if I take everything literally. I told them that’s kleptomaniacs.

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  • aparch
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    There was yet another knife attack at the China Buffet just down the road. I'm really getting tired of the wonton violence...

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  • St. Clown
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    At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him, "Are you a pole vaulter?"

    He replied: "No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?"

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  • SonofSouthie
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    What's green and sits outside?

    Paddy O'Furniture

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  • cF[Authentic]
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    Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium
    Me: 0mg

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  • MissThundercat
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    Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post
    Why are recycling bins so optimistic?

    They're full of cans
    But my job crushing those cans is soda pressing.

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  • wolverineTrumpet
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    Why are recycling bins so optimistic?

    They're full of cans

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  • MissThundercat
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    I was a trail runner.
    I pretty much trailed everybody.

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  • LynahFan
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    Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

    Unsuspecting rube
    Slap waiting with bated breath
    Sets the perfect trap
    Grammar is so key
    Thanks for not writing "baited."
    Slap is my hero.

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  • wolverineTrumpet
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    Originally posted by Slap Shot View Post

    Unsuspecting rube
    Slap waiting with bated breath
    Sets the perfect trap
    I am not a rube
    Though that is a funny joke
    Two can write haikus

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  • Slap Shot
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    Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View Post

    hike who?
    Unsuspecting rube
    Slap waiting with bated breath
    Sets the perfect trap

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