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My roommate got a job as a security guard and was told to watch the office.
He's up to season 6, but doesn't understand what that has to do with security.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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Ooooh - that’s…….dark.Originally posted by Kepler View PostIf you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?Comment
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Haiku about being an adult:
I am so tired
Where did all my money go?
My back is hurting.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I sued the airline that lost my luggage.
i lost my case.Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
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Fun fact: A piranha can shred a small child in 30 minutes.
Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered as the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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man: “Help! Do we have a doctor here?”
woman: “I’m a doctor.”
man: ”What’s your specialty?”
woman: ”Mathematics.”
man: ”My friend’s dying!”
woman: ”Minus one.”"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
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I grew up in Southie on O Street. Had to walk a block to P.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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You can't hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom because the P is silent.Originally posted by SonofSouthie View PostFacebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Cop: You ARE the lawyer.
Lawyer: So where's my present?Comment
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I want to open up a store that sells only female dogs and gardening equipment. I could call it Bi+ches & Hoes."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Never start a fight with a dinosaur. You’ll get jurasskicked."The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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I took up fencing; the neighbors demanded I put it back.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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