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All this talk about Big D-ck Energy.
What about Renewable D-ck Energy?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Rando: I hate lazy people so much.
Me: Why? We didn't do anything.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Q. What do you call an underwater dog?
A. A subwooferCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Where do you go if you get hurt playing peek a boo?
The ICUCCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Did you hear about the cop who fell and broke his radio?
He couldn't get backup.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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This is from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In Knock-Knock Wall
Did you hear about the boarding house that blew up?
Roomers are flying!CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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From r/Dadjokes
Is your refrigerator running?
I might vote for it.Cornell University
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Originally posted by Kepler View PostFrom r/Dadjokes
Is your refrigerator running?
I might vote for it.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Probiotics are biotics that get paid.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I got a bad reaction to my chemistry jokes.CCT '77 & '78
4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.
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Originally posted by joecct View PostI got a bad reaction to my chemistry jokes.Cornell University
National Champion 1967, 1970
ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020
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