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  • #91
    I think I stumbled upon the Turkish Onion.
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    • #92
      All this talk about Big D-ck Energy.

      What about Renewable D-ck Energy?
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      • #93
        Rando: I hate lazy people so much.

        Me: Why? We didn't do anything.
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        • #94
          The difference between a doctor and god?

          God doesn't think he's a doctor.
          A bad cause requires many words.

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          • #95
            Q. What do you call an underwater dog?

            A. A subwoofer
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            • #96
              Where do you go if you get hurt playing peek a boo?

              The ICU
              CCT '77 & '78
              4 kids
              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
              - Benjamin Franklin

              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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              • #97
                Did you hear about the cop who fell and broke his radio?

                He couldn't get backup.
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                4 kids
                5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                - Benjamin Franklin

                Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                • #98
                  This is from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In Knock-Knock Wall

                  Did you hear about the boarding house that blew up?

                  Roomers are flying!
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                  4 kids
                  5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                  1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                  ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                  - Benjamin Franklin

                  Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                  I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                  • #99
                    I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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                    • From r/Dadjokes

                      Is your refrigerator running?

                      I might vote for it.
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                      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
                        From r/Dadjokes

                        Is your refrigerator running?

                        I might vote for it.
                        Fridge 2022: Because America Needs to Chill the **** Out.
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                        • What comes after 69?

                          Mouthwash.
                          A bad cause requires many words.

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                          • Probiotics are biotics that get paid.
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                            • I got a bad reaction to my chemistry jokes.
                              CCT '77 & '78
                              4 kids
                              5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
                              1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)

                              ”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
                              - Benjamin Franklin

                              Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).

                              I want to live forever. So far, so good.

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                              • Originally posted by joecct View Post
                                I got a bad reaction to my chemistry jokes.
                                There's one solution.
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