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Somehow reminded me of:
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
His ***.
What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits the windshield?
His ***.
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4 kids
5 grandsons (BCA 7/09, CJA 5/14, JDL 8/14, JFL 6/16, PJL 7/18)
1 granddaughter (EML 4/18)
”Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.”
- Benjamin Franklin
Banned from the St. Lawrence University Facebook page - March 2016 (But I got better).
I want to live forever. So far, so good.Comment
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I have a theory on inertia, but it's not gaining momentum.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates
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Sounds like you aren’t being forceful enough.Originally posted by MissThundercat View PostIf you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?Comment
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Don't be a jerk.Originally posted by LynahFan View PostCornell University
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Her: I have a daddy kink.
Me: HOLD THE F-ING FLASHLIGHT STEADY!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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who touched the thermostat?!Originally posted by missthundercat View Post
Cornell '04, Stanford '06
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Rover Frenchy, Classic! Great post.
iwh30 I wish I could be as smart as you. I really do you are the man
gregg729 I just saw your sig, you do love having people revel in your "intelligence."
Ritt18 you are the perfect representation of your alma mater.
Miss Thundercat That's it, you win.
TBA#2 I want to kill you and dance in your blood.
DisplacedCornellian Hahaha. Thread over. Frenchy wins.
Test to see if I can add this.Comment
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*Walks into the living room wearing a pair of white New Balance*Originally posted by French Rage View Post
Who's ready to go to Costco?Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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The Beastie Boys are releasing a five part anthology. Parts A through D are free. You have to fight for your right to Part E.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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All of you can suck it, I’m safe!Originally posted by SonofSouthie View Post
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Let's give coffee to unattended children and teach them how to swear.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I’ve seen a similar sign in several restaurants, along the lines of “Unattended children will be given 6 shots of espresso and a free puppy.”If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?Comment
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I saw "Unattended children will be taught evolution and logic."Cornell University
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I heard a joke about King Oedipus and King Midas.
It was mother****ing gold.Cornell University
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ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
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