Dad jokes and Bad jokes. One in the same

[MissThundercat]

Because there is a 5th grader deep inside me:

5318008.

[LynahFan]

This one might be just for dx, but maybe some others of you are lurking out there.

There was a tragic crash of an airplane bound from Warsaw to JFK. When the investigators played back the cockpit tapes, they discovered immediately what had happened - as the plane approached JFK from the south, the pilot made an announcement that the Statue of Liberty was visible to the West, so all the Poles immediately moved to the left side of the plane.

[Kepler]

Because there is a 5th grader deep inside me

That's how Kathyrin Murray got into trouble.

[MissThundercat]

Punctuation matters.

I'm sorry I love you.

I'm sorry; I love you.

[MissThundercat]

As I get older, my excuses for why I can't go out with my friends get lamer and lamer, like "sorry I can't come out tonight, I ate a big bowl of pasta."

[LynahFan]

Laughing at this one not for myself, but many in my life:

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on board?

Me: Yes, but I'm not that kind of…

Flight attendant: It’s 11:52 PM and the passenger in 37F has a conference abstract due in seven minutes. It’s currently 50 words over the limit.

Me: Everything’s okay ma’am. I’m here and we’re going to take good care of you!

[MissThundercat]

Someone was attacked by string instruments. It was a brutal act of violins.

[jericho]

I bought a new Tesla the other day, but instead of a new car smell it had an Elon Musk

[MissThundercat]

The girl mushroom asked the boy mushroom out because he was a fun guy.

[The Sicatoka]

This one might be just for dx, but maybe some others of you are lurking out there.

There was a tragic crash of an airplane bound from Warsaw to JFK. When the investigators played back the cockpit tapes, they discovered immediately what had happened - as the plane approached JFK from the south, the pilot made an announcement that the Statue of Liberty was visible to the West, so all the Poles immediately moved to the left side of the plane.

Happened to "S Airlines" on their famous S plane.
And instability happens when Poles move to the right hand side of the S plane; fix your heading and directions.

Signed,
Your Controls instructor

[The Sicatoka]

Punctuation matters.

I'm sorry I love you.

I'm sorry; I love you.

Let's eat Grandma.
Let's eat, Grandma.

An excellent read on topic: https://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-L.../dp/1592402038

[MissThundercat]

Do you even lift?

Yeah, I lift. I lift my coffee to my mouth every day. 24 oz curls. Getting swole.

[MissThundercat]

I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

[LynahFan]

I own the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

I still aspire to own this someday, but my wife won’t let me until the kids actually learn to read first:

https://www.amazon.com/Pterodactyl-W.../dp/1492674311

[MissThundercat]

Slowly, Waldo's wife and Mr. SanDiego started putting the pieces together.