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A man is driving down the highway when he witnesses a truck hauling Worcestershire sauce tip over and spill its boxes and the bottles shattered everywhere. The man pull over to the side of the road to call 911. When the operator answere the man says that he witnessed a big truck overturn. The operator then asked for details and the manager replies, “Okay, this is where it gets complicated.”
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
I was told to open a zoo, you need a couple of pandas, three grizzlies, and a koala.
That's the bear minimum.
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A friend of mine had a cross-eyed girlfriend.
But they broke up; they just couldn't see eye to eye.
It's probably for the better: He's pretty sure she was seeing someone on the side.
The preceding post may contain trigger words and is not safe-space approved. <-- Virtue signaling.
Why do people spend upwards of $300 on a colon cleanse when Taco Bell will do it for less than $10?
Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates Patreon for exclusive writing content Adventures With Amber Marie
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor Farnsworth
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"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates Patreon for exclusive writing content Adventures With Amber Marie
There are two wolves inside inside you. The furry convention is going well.
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"One word frees us from the weight and pain of this life. That word is love."- Socrates Patreon for exclusive writing content Adventures With Amber Marie
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