How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane
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Originally posted by Kepler View Post
Presumably, since You Are Not The Father.
For some reason, people don't like when I refer to the c-section birth of my daughter that way.
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
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Originally posted by wolverineTrumpet View PostI left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.
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I left my job at a shoe disposal plant. It was sole destroying.
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I want to open up a store that sells only female dogs and gardening equipment. I could call it Bi+ches & Hoes.
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Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.
Cop: You ARE the lawyer.
Lawyer: So where's my present?
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Originally posted by SonofSouthie View PostI grew up in Southie on O Street. Had to walk a block to P.
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man: “Help! Do we have a doctor here?”
woman: “I’m a doctor.”
man: ”What’s your specialty?”
woman: ”Mathematics.”
man: ”My friend’s dying!”
woman: ”Minus one.”
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