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    • My roommate got a job as a security guard and was told to watch the office.

      He's up to season 6, but doesn't understand what that has to do with security.
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      • Originally posted by Kepler View Post
        Ooooh - that’s…….dark.
        If you don't change the world today, how can it be any better tomorrow?

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        • Haiku about being an adult:

          I am so tired
          Where did all my money go?
          My back is hurting.
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          • I sued the airline that lost my luggage.

            i lost my case.
            Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003

            WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.

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            • Fun fact: A piranha can shred a small child in 30 minutes.
              Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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              • I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience cheered as the chef made meringue. I was surprised as Australians normally boo meringue.
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                • You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.

                  You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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