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Heard this one last night:
Irish guy walking through the neighborhood looking for odd jobs. Knocks on a door, a woman answers, and he asks if she might have something to do.
She thinks about it a says you can paint the porch.
He comes back a coupla hours and says finished.
BTW it's not a porch it's a BMW.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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Stop making toothpaste jokes, Oral B mad!Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I enjoy this thread.Comment
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How is the Eiffel Tower like a tick?
Spoiler:
They're Paris-ites.Cornell University
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Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020Comment
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There are two wolves inside of you. I have no idea how you're still alive.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey...but then I turned myself aroundOriginally posted by West Texas Wolverine
wT, your wisdom is as boundless as the volume of your cheering.
Arenas visited:
7 B1G, 7 CCHA (all except St Thomas), 6 NCH (UNO, NoDak, DU, Miami, SCSU, WMU), 5 Hockey East (BU, BC, UNH, Lowell, Vermont), 5 ECAC (RPI, Union, Dartmouth, St. Lawrence, Clarkson), 2 AHA (Mercyhurst, RIT), 2 AlaskanComment
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What did the police at the oscars find when they dusted Chris Rock's face?
Fresh Prints…"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." George Orwell, 1984
"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume." Boromir
"Good news! We have a delivery." Professor FarnsworthComment
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Better joke than Rock told.Originally posted by St. Clown View PostCornell University
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ECAC Champion 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1973, 1980, 1986, 1996, 1997, 2003, 2005, 2010
Ivy League Champion 1966, 1967, 1968, 1969, 1970, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1977, 1978, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1996, 1997, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2012, 2014, 2018, 2019, 2020Comment
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Why did Will Smith slap Chris Rock and not punch him?
Because paper beats rock.“Demolish the bridges behind you… then there is no choice but to build again.”
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We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. Students need to divide and conquer, then subtract them one by one.Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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What do you call a Vietnamese person who’s bugging you?
hanoing.Uncle Mickey: July 23, 1950-July 22, 2003
WRPI, 91.5 FM...usually color commentary.Comment
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If I ever hear something about $15,000 worth of textbooks stolen from a university bookstore:
"Well, I hope they got both of those books back!"Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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I'm going to donate my body to science and science will be like "wow, I don't want that."Facebook: bcowles920 Instagram: missthundercat01
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The hardest thing about riding a bicycle?
The pavement.A bad cause requires many words.Comment
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